Generation 2.0!!!!!!!!1
SOOO much has happened to poor Victor. In such a short period of time.
A pregnant fiancée, a new baby, fires, MULTITUDES OF PLUMBING PROBLEMS, excessive phonecalls, etc...
It started out innocently enough, with Victor tuking a pink love-letter into his underwear where it can be close to his skin. Who is it from? Lord knows.
Says Kerie, "I think we should have kinkier sex that leads to orgasms of golden sunbursts", while eating chili and using her lovely petticoat as a tablecloth/napkin/placemat.
"OH YAY A FIRE AND I FORGOT TO INSTALL SMOKE ALARMS!"
Oh Victor, I know. I know.
Double the girth & double the attraction.
Way to clean the counter with toxic fumes, pregnant woman. And is that a wedding arch in the background? Yes! Are you married? No, 'cause you're a Mama Hick@!!!
EWW. Didn't you make that two days ago? Eww. Eww. Eww. No wonder there were thousands of flies in an apparently clean kitchen.
Oh my God. Once this baby is born, I am contemplating on throwing you into a ladderless pool. Glub glub.
Bang yo head inta da wall / take a nazty nazty fall / good fo da baby in yo tum / drink lotsa lotsa lotsa rum.
"LIKE OMG VICTOR! LIKE OMG IT'S A WATERFALL! THE COLORS! THE COLORS!!!!!!1 AHHGFsgggs. tired. baby. vomit. aksdjfdkalshgjklasdjfd;lsjgfal;dkjs............................."
Mary Sue forgets Vitamins too.
Please stop calling in the middle of the night.
"Oh, hello Kerie. Admiring the windows of our bedroom that look onto the stairwell? I'm just trying to get dizzy and forget the hectic pace and state of my life. I wanted to open up my own cabaret before I was married and had a family. WAIT--I never wanted a family. WAIT--I'm not married. Oh God... Just a bit of cheese, a bit of cheese for ol' Ben Gunn, ehh???"
"I--NEED--MORE---INTIMACY!" (Victor's spine cracks)
Oh thank God. It's finally here. Dinner. Ahh, we're SOO HUNGRY.
Haha yrrrr SO XXXited.
"'Ello there young'n!" Meet their new boy, Victor-Antoine Couderec - he took his mother's name because they were unmarried. : / Whatevs, your next baby will be a van Swieten straight-up.
Yes, get married once you're a father. Cough *not trashy* Cough
Ahh I love my sims : )
Thank God the baby looks more like the father. And thank God that custom skintones are dominant traits.
Hmm. New doo fo a new you. JayKKK Victor's not UGLY.
"O-M-G are these groceries? OMG I'm EVER SO THANKFUL!!"
"Oh, those younger wild years. And that green stove."
I honestly don't blame you for having a scrambled brain. Victor's not doing so well either.
Bathe the stinky baby.
Smustlin' and yucky tubs.
Oh, so you're a toddler now.
The Family at Home.
"I suggest a make-out session followed by a healthy lovers' romp; or 'boning' as called by the younger generations."
Oh, your birthday. You're truly a child now. A healthy jump into a new phase of life. And do you fancy yourself to hold the energy and attentiveness as well as the healthy appetite of Babette?
Sigh.
Yes, apparently you do.
Aww, you miss your boy and wanted to say goodbye. You also woke him up when he was late for school.
Well the Tuesdays seem attracted to this house and family as Jillian makes her debut appearance on the lot.
"Hello, Miss Postwoman!"
Oh dearie.
A pregnant fiancée, a new baby, fires, MULTITUDES OF PLUMBING PROBLEMS, excessive phonecalls, etc...
It started out innocently enough, with Victor tuking a pink love-letter into his underwear where it can be close to his skin. Who is it from? Lord knows.
Says Kerie, "I think we should have kinkier sex that leads to orgasms of golden sunbursts", while eating chili and using her lovely petticoat as a tablecloth/napkin/placemat.
"OH YAY A FIRE AND I FORGOT TO INSTALL SMOKE ALARMS!"
Oh Victor, I know. I know.
Double the girth & double the attraction.
Way to clean the counter with toxic fumes, pregnant woman. And is that a wedding arch in the background? Yes! Are you married? No, 'cause you're a Mama Hick@!!!
EWW. Didn't you make that two days ago? Eww. Eww. Eww. No wonder there were thousands of flies in an apparently clean kitchen.
Oh my God. Once this baby is born, I am contemplating on throwing you into a ladderless pool. Glub glub.
Bang yo head inta da wall / take a nazty nazty fall / good fo da baby in yo tum / drink lotsa lotsa lotsa rum.
"LIKE OMG VICTOR! LIKE OMG IT'S A WATERFALL! THE COLORS! THE COLORS!!!!!!1 AHHGFsgggs. tired. baby. vomit. aksdjfdkalshgjklasdjfd;lsjgfal;dkjs............................."
Mary Sue forgets Vitamins too.
Please stop calling in the middle of the night.
"Oh, hello Kerie. Admiring the windows of our bedroom that look onto the stairwell? I'm just trying to get dizzy and forget the hectic pace and state of my life. I wanted to open up my own cabaret before I was married and had a family. WAIT--I never wanted a family. WAIT--I'm not married. Oh God... Just a bit of cheese, a bit of cheese for ol' Ben Gunn, ehh???"
"I--NEED--MORE---INTIMACY!" (Victor's spine cracks)
Oh thank God. It's finally here. Dinner. Ahh, we're SOO HUNGRY.
Haha yrrrr SO XXXited.
"'Ello there young'n!" Meet their new boy, Victor-Antoine Couderec - he took his mother's name because they were unmarried. : / Whatevs, your next baby will be a van Swieten straight-up.
Yes, get married once you're a father. Cough *not trashy* Cough
Ahh I love my sims : )
Thank God the baby looks more like the father. And thank God that custom skintones are dominant traits.
Hmm. New doo fo a new you. JayKKK Victor's not UGLY.
"O-M-G are these groceries? OMG I'm EVER SO THANKFUL!!"
"Oh, those younger wild years. And that green stove."
I honestly don't blame you for having a scrambled brain. Victor's not doing so well either.
Bathe the stinky baby.
Smustlin' and yucky tubs.
Oh, so you're a toddler now.
The Family at Home.
"I suggest a make-out session followed by a healthy lovers' romp; or 'boning' as called by the younger generations."
Oh, your birthday. You're truly a child now. A healthy jump into a new phase of life. And do you fancy yourself to hold the energy and attentiveness as well as the healthy appetite of Babette?
Sigh.
Yes, apparently you do.
Aww, you miss your boy and wanted to say goodbye. You also woke him up when he was late for school.
Well the Tuesdays seem attracted to this house and family as Jillian makes her debut appearance on the lot.
"Hello, Miss Postwoman!"
Oh dearie.