(no subject)
Dear everyone;
Piling every last thing in your very full cart up onto the belt of my register is not at all helpful. It makes me hate you and ruins my mood - which in turn makes me cranky with all the customers that come after you until some cheerful person makes me laugh and puts me back into a good mood.
Asking for a hundred dollars cash back at eight o'clock in the morning leaves me, usually, with only one twenty and six fives. I will hate you for this because it means I either have to A)pray to every god out there that no one else wants cash back or, you know, change - because a good number of my fellow cashiers have the bad habit of not leaving extra change in their tills - or B) track down one of my managers to get me a loan from the cash office. While serving customers and praying to every god out there that no one else wants cash back or, your know, change.
Go to a goddamn bank if you want your six hundred dollar cheque cashed. I will NEVER have the change for that, it will always slow down the entire line, and I will never be amused by it. And change your hundred dollar bill at the bank while you're at it, because I want it even less than you do.
No I will not give you sixty dollars worth of five dollar bills. Again, go to the goddamn bank for that. I'm lucky if I have forty dollars worth of fives, let alone sixty.
Little boy who looked heartbroken when he realized he didn't have enough money to donate a dollar to our collection du jour? I love you. Please continue being adorable.
Everyone else GDIAF;
- Vonnix
Piling every last thing in your very full cart up onto the belt of my register is not at all helpful. It makes me hate you and ruins my mood - which in turn makes me cranky with all the customers that come after you until some cheerful person makes me laugh and puts me back into a good mood.
Asking for a hundred dollars cash back at eight o'clock in the morning leaves me, usually, with only one twenty and six fives. I will hate you for this because it means I either have to A)pray to every god out there that no one else wants cash back or, you know, change - because a good number of my fellow cashiers have the bad habit of not leaving extra change in their tills - or B) track down one of my managers to get me a loan from the cash office. While serving customers and praying to every god out there that no one else wants cash back or, your know, change.
Go to a goddamn bank if you want your six hundred dollar cheque cashed. I will NEVER have the change for that, it will always slow down the entire line, and I will never be amused by it. And change your hundred dollar bill at the bank while you're at it, because I want it even less than you do.
No I will not give you sixty dollars worth of five dollar bills. Again, go to the goddamn bank for that. I'm lucky if I have forty dollars worth of fives, let alone sixty.
Little boy who looked heartbroken when he realized he didn't have enough money to donate a dollar to our collection du jour? I love you. Please continue being adorable.
Everyone else GDIAF;
- Vonnix