Because I find this funny:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I broke
ty_27's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday I gave
azureflutie a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last month I pulled
mandysbunnie9's hair (-5 points). In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I bought porn for
unsung (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (42 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
vonner4