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Pretty funny:
Why prog fans are superior to all other music fans.
By Jeremy Spade
1. Superior Intellect. It is apparent from the articulate and educated posts circulating on this site, that we admirers of progressive rock are in every way more endowed intellectually. Rap and RnB artists alike have atrocious grammar skills, and inspire the same traits in their fans. Just consider some of these embarrassing errors:
50 cent - The plurality of the number "50" demands cent to be cents, BAFOON!
NSYNC - This is apparently an attempt to spell "In Sync" Sync being an abbreviation for "synchronization" which they so clearly do not have, with the exception of their sheer stupidity.
OutKast - need I say more???
2. Superior Skill. As noted earlier on this thread, a strong majority of progressive rock fans are musicians themselves. This would give listeners of the prog genre an obvious advantage in determining what music is "good" and what music is fit for ridiculing. Imagine regular laymen trying to dictate the engineering science behind NASA! This would result in terrible disaster! Leave the rocket science to the rocket scientists fools! Conclusion: Prog fans are the "Rocket Scientists" of music fans.
3. Superior Hygiene. While I have not accumulated enough evidence to argue this point sufficiently, it should be taken as fact nonetheless.
4. Superior Senses. Prog fans are able to pick up on every small detail in the music we listen to. When was the last time you heard a discussion on the subtle nuances of Green Day? Regular music fans have neither the finely tuned hearing, nor the receptive instinct that comes innate with prog fans.
Final Conclusion: Just as man rules over animal, so the prog fan should rightfully rule over the inferior breed. The overwhelming evidence presented in this thesis is irrefutable. All disagreements of this thesis will be disregarded.
I am officially and for a long time have been but really just didn't know it (what to call it exactly) a fan of the prog rock...and most are like QUOI?
Play me a few rhythms of your favorite song and I pretty much got the whole thing covered, being processed in the back of my head....its funny I actually had a topic to write about tonight and stumbled over this and...I don't know if I'm going to say much more...
Brushing up on TFF....trying to make Kelly proud of me. (Some of it sounds of the BEATLES...hmmm..)
-Kelly really bad...well almost *really* news about this weekend. I will talk to you in the AM.