Liver...Crying woke me up

[vonnegutfan]

I went to lake powell for my spring break, and damn did I drink alot. I woke up each morning to the soft sobs of my liver, crawled up next to me on my pillow. I tried to apoligize to it, but then I only drank more, so it is still pretty pissed at me. The weather was grand, and I had a wonderful time with the guys. I missed all my casper kids on st. paddy's, and I would have called, but i had no cell phone service. I hope all of your respective holidays went well. My life is grand.

Lovies to all,
Josh