My family is made of bitches.
"Yeah, I'll have the vegetarian benedict, if that's-"
"Did you just order that because of Cumberbatch?"
"I think I need to listen to Staying Alive like fifty t-"
"You only like that song because of Sherlock."
"So in my latest story, John is a zombie and Sherlock is trying to cure him-"
"And then they end up in bed together."
"I want a pin like Sierra's Pokeball one, only like for X-Men or the Trek insignia or-"
"I'll make you one with a deerstalker and a pipe and a magnifying glass."
"I can help you with your computer if you-"
"Should I call you Jim from IT?"
"That's really, really not his name-"
"I like Cumberbund Bandersnatch better."
"And yeah so John wakes up after eating someone and-"
"No no wait, you should have three extra characters named L, M, and Terry, so that when Watson asks who died, Holmes can go 'L-M-and-Terry, my dear Watson'."
"Did you just order that because of Cumberbatch?"
"I think I need to listen to Staying Alive like fifty t-"
"You only like that song because of Sherlock."
"So in my latest story, John is a zombie and Sherlock is trying to cure him-"
"And then they end up in bed together."
"I want a pin like Sierra's Pokeball one, only like for X-Men or the Trek insignia or-"
"I'll make you one with a deerstalker and a pipe and a magnifying glass."
"I can help you with your computer if you-"
"Should I call you Jim from IT?"
"That's really, really not his name-"
"I like Cumberbund Bandersnatch better."
"And yeah so John wakes up after eating someone and-"
"No no wait, you should have three extra characters named L, M, and Terry, so that when Watson asks who died, Holmes can go 'L-M-and-Terry, my dear Watson'."