Demands

[vonbielefeld]

This is completely unacceptable! I have a roommate! At least he's not human. I don't know what I would do if I had a human roommate

Comments

[chazzedup]

I know exactly where you're coming from about all of this. Thank God my own roommate is a no-show.

[vonbielefeld]

I have no idea who you are, but I don't understand why the apartment can't make single rooms for those of us who deserve them.

[chazzedup]

Name's Chazz, but you can call me The Chazz. Classy guys like you and me have to stick together.

[vonbielefeld]

The Chazz is a stupid name and I refuse to call you any such thing.

[chazzedup]

...

Are you and the Chazz going to have a problem here?

[vonbielefeld]

HUMPH! The Chaz can't even talk about himself in the first person! What kind of stupid person talks about themselves like that!

I suppose your human. You certainly act like one.

[chazzedup]

I can too! I choose not to! It's a SIGN of RESPECT!

For myself. Lots and lots of it.

Oh no, you found me out: I'm human! What are you, a little yellow gremlin?

...

Why... oh, nevermind.

[vonbielefeld]

HUMAN?! ME? I am Wolfram Von Bielefeld, I'm 82 and I'm a Mazoku! How dare you.

[chazzedup]

Great, another nutjob. Ugh. Nevermind.

And by the way--"The Chazz" is a stupid name, coming from some slacker named "Wolfram?" Oh, yeah.

[vonbielefeld]

Nut Job? How can a nut have a job?

MOTHER! 'THE CHAZ' SAYS MY NAME IS STUPID!

[sexybathqueen]

Hm, it seems to be some sort of human slang for someone without all their sanity I think.

Don't worry, his name sounds like something one would do in an outhouse. Wolfram is a nice name for a noble, so you have no need to worry about insults like that.