Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I gave
bobbi_ a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I gave
alice_in_oranje a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I broke
carlinos's X-Box (-12 points). In July I put gum in
pindakaasdeluxe's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for
evalien (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (11 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
von_rudolf
8-)