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[von_hoho]

I suppose I should make an introductory post? That seems to be the way it's done here.

My name is Hohenheim Elric. I'm certain that my last name sounds familiar to some of you, that is because Edward and Alphonse are my sons. Of course he doesn't use the name Elric anymore, but Envy was also once my eldest son.

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[sexy_and_skorty]

GOD DAMN YOU.

[von_hoho]

Ah, Envy. You're doing well?

[sexy_and_skorty]

DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING SAINT.

[von_hoho]

I've never claimed to be a saint, Envy.

[sexy_and_skorty]

TELL ME WHERE YOU FUCKING ARE.

[von_hoho]

And what would you do with that information after I give it to you?

[sexy_and_skorty]

USE IT TO FUCKING FIND YOU AND DO WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE 400 FUCKING YEARS AGO.

[von_hoho]

I see. I don't blame you for wanting to, I suppose.

[sexy_and_skorty]

THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS ANSWERING THE QUESTION.

[von_hoho]

I am afraid that I can't.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'VE SPENT 400

FUCKING

YEARS

LOOKING FOR YOU.

NOW YOU WILL FUCKING TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE.