Apparently, some
soldiers took my suggestions seriously. Interestingly, the original article from MSNBC's website has been yanked, and all searches on both MSNBC's and Reuter's website yield no hits. I googled that mirror. Here's the magic:
"When war is actually going on, behavioral experts say the soldiers aren't as likely to commit suicide during that period. While they're fighting, they're not thinking about their problems. But once open hostilities cease and the peacekeeping part begins, for some soldiers that can be very rewarding work but for some (others) it can be very stressful," Rudd said.
MUST...KILL...BROWN PPL LIEK PAPA BUSH SEZ! KANT TAEK IT. MUST TERMINATE LYFE!
In other news, I think I'll go into
homosexual necrophilic mallard porn, or if
this catches on, marketing my poop (like
Manzoni!) for the purposes of the educational art form known as "Shit Sculpting."
Vive le Hyper-Realism!