dolla dolla bill y'all
best birthday ever.
first, at midnight everyone busted into my room and sang me happy birthday. then stephen gave me blunts and axel gave me a hammer because i was gonna get high and hammered. then jane and carmen gave me a really cute going out top, and when the boys left the girls gave me my sin box. elle had texted me asking what my favorite fruit was and it turns out that she needed to know so they could know what kind of condoms to get me. victoria decorated the box really cute and glued all these bad pictures of me all over. and she, elle, shreya, jane, phoebe, izzy, and ari put fishnets, flavored condoms, a penis straw, a penis glass that lights up, lube, and weed in the box.
then later phoebe gave me a strip poker game and a lace teddy and told me she wanted me to use it haha. the boys took me to happy hour, then we went to dinner which was an adventure in itself. we were supposed to have reservations at pizza paradiso at 7:30 but when we got there at 7:30 they still said it would be another 45 minutes. so we ended up going to paparazzi which was really good italian but i felt kinda bad cause it was expensive and no one would let me pay. after dinner we came back and we chilled and had a couple beers. izzy and elle went out, and me, shreya, victoria, and phoebe tried to go the science club to meet them. turns out, it was not 18+ like axel said, so we got turned away and came back so me and phoebe could get high with chris kozak and pat.
friday, victoria and i decided to go out with tim to this corp-ish birthday party. it was really fun cause we met up with ari, chris szurgot, will, will's cousin, jackie, and phoebe, and we all played flip cup and chilled. it was low-key which was good.
yesterday was the epicness of shitty beer house. first, i ended up sort of pregaming the pregame, because i went down to epicurean to get some sushi and the boys were there and gave me a beer. then, we tried to power hour which was crazy difficult since there were no good mixes. so we gave up on that and played kings with ben which was so funny because the penis game was just epic times a million. we did blowjobs which i actually managed to do (yay), and then we drank champagne for my birthday. we decided to draw on each other to get points, so i ended up tattooed with "ARI", two penises, "I love you love jackie stone", and "your name" on my arms. ari and phoebe ate chips out of my boobs, and i gave ari and ben a lap dance for no particular reason.
then, when we got to shitty beer house, (me decked out in a crown) we sang happy birthday to pat since it was actually his birthday and not mine anymore. i proceeded to talk to matt spitzer (who is the roommate of the kid i hooked up with valentine's day weekend) for a solid half hour and spit mad game at him. he was sober. then i told tom (the kid that i had hooked up with) to hook up with this other girl and he told me no cause she was too drunk. then i gave will a lap dance. then we left and went back to d2 where we apparently were for like 2 hours? we made quesadillas, and i was laying on tom. then zayan came for no apparent reason since NO ONE wanted her there, and shit got awkward. after she passed out on top of matt shea, me and tom proceeded to make out on the common room couch, until someone banged on the glass door. then we moved into the stairwell where matt shea saw us through the glass. it was epic. and according to jackie, she is going ot hook me and tom up and she totally approves.
all in all, the best birthday weekend ever. everrrrrrr.
first, at midnight everyone busted into my room and sang me happy birthday. then stephen gave me blunts and axel gave me a hammer because i was gonna get high and hammered. then jane and carmen gave me a really cute going out top, and when the boys left the girls gave me my sin box. elle had texted me asking what my favorite fruit was and it turns out that she needed to know so they could know what kind of condoms to get me. victoria decorated the box really cute and glued all these bad pictures of me all over. and she, elle, shreya, jane, phoebe, izzy, and ari put fishnets, flavored condoms, a penis straw, a penis glass that lights up, lube, and weed in the box.
then later phoebe gave me a strip poker game and a lace teddy and told me she wanted me to use it haha. the boys took me to happy hour, then we went to dinner which was an adventure in itself. we were supposed to have reservations at pizza paradiso at 7:30 but when we got there at 7:30 they still said it would be another 45 minutes. so we ended up going to paparazzi which was really good italian but i felt kinda bad cause it was expensive and no one would let me pay. after dinner we came back and we chilled and had a couple beers. izzy and elle went out, and me, shreya, victoria, and phoebe tried to go the science club to meet them. turns out, it was not 18+ like axel said, so we got turned away and came back so me and phoebe could get high with chris kozak and pat.
friday, victoria and i decided to go out with tim to this corp-ish birthday party. it was really fun cause we met up with ari, chris szurgot, will, will's cousin, jackie, and phoebe, and we all played flip cup and chilled. it was low-key which was good.
yesterday was the epicness of shitty beer house. first, i ended up sort of pregaming the pregame, because i went down to epicurean to get some sushi and the boys were there and gave me a beer. then, we tried to power hour which was crazy difficult since there were no good mixes. so we gave up on that and played kings with ben which was so funny because the penis game was just epic times a million. we did blowjobs which i actually managed to do (yay), and then we drank champagne for my birthday. we decided to draw on each other to get points, so i ended up tattooed with "ARI", two penises, "I love you love jackie stone", and "your name" on my arms. ari and phoebe ate chips out of my boobs, and i gave ari and ben a lap dance for no particular reason.
then, when we got to shitty beer house, (me decked out in a crown) we sang happy birthday to pat since it was actually his birthday and not mine anymore. i proceeded to talk to matt spitzer (who is the roommate of the kid i hooked up with valentine's day weekend) for a solid half hour and spit mad game at him. he was sober. then i told tom (the kid that i had hooked up with) to hook up with this other girl and he told me no cause she was too drunk. then i gave will a lap dance. then we left and went back to d2 where we apparently were for like 2 hours? we made quesadillas, and i was laying on tom. then zayan came for no apparent reason since NO ONE wanted her there, and shit got awkward. after she passed out on top of matt shea, me and tom proceeded to make out on the common room couch, until someone banged on the glass door. then we moved into the stairwell where matt shea saw us through the glass. it was epic. and according to jackie, she is going ot hook me and tom up and she totally approves.
all in all, the best birthday weekend ever. everrrrrrr.