[in which a pikachu is mighty boggled]
Why is everyone acting so funny?!
I don't get it, chu! Nothing even happened that'd make people this crazy... right? Was there stuff in the food? In the water? In the... the anything?! This isn't funny, chu!
Lyra's even saying she's Giovanni's daughter when she isn't! I don't get any of it!
Or maybe lots of people were just lying to me, chu...
I-It's just a big, big joke! Right?
I don't get it, chu! Nothing even happened that'd make people this crazy... right? Was there stuff in the food? In the water? In the... the anything?! This isn't funny, chu!
Lyra's even saying she's Giovanni's daughter when she isn't! I don't get any of it!
Or maybe lots of people were just lying to me, chu...
I-It's just a big, big joke! Right?