my life in numbers.
I feel like the universe is rewarding me for doing no work. No, really.
Let me spam your list with some numbers. Because this is the best way to express my wtf.
1000 - the amount of words I added to my diss on Monday.
0 - the amount of words I have added since.
14,000 - the amount of words I have left in my ENTIRE DEGREE.
400 - the amount of words I have to have written on why the Bloc Quebecois rock (snicker snicker) by next wednesday. Abstracts. I'm writing a fucking ABSTRACT.
10 - the amount of books I have scattered all over my floor
6 - the amount of those books which are past their due date.
9.30 - my current library fine in pounds. :/
73 - my inexplicably bizarre mark for Soviet Union as a World Power, given that Paul Maddrell disappeared and is an evil hardass who marks these things in a lead lined bunker. FIRSTS. :D
3 - the amount of 2:1s I got in this week's results - including Canada.
59 - the annoying mark which a B+ translates to. TWO-BLOODY-TWO. They're weighted the least, all shall be well. :D
0730 - the train I have to get to my INTERVIEW AT THE COLLEGE OF EUROPE. Well, in london, FOR THE COLLEGE OF EUROPE.
21,000 - the amount, in euros, that course costs, and the amount I thought the government would fork over to me for it.
0 - the amount, in euros, I'm actually getting. Right now. Unless they fix it.
53 - the amount of days until my dissertation deadline.
3000 - the amount of words I have so far.
2 - the amount of coffees I am away from a free one in the union.
And I think that's all. Basically, I've done nowt. Although next friday, I'm the Israeli government. Which wins a ton of points. a bucketful. Because it's NAZI HUNTING WEEK.
Let me spam your list with some numbers. Because this is the best way to express my wtf.
1000 - the amount of words I added to my diss on Monday.
0 - the amount of words I have added since.
14,000 - the amount of words I have left in my ENTIRE DEGREE.
400 - the amount of words I have to have written on why the Bloc Quebecois rock (snicker snicker) by next wednesday. Abstracts. I'm writing a fucking ABSTRACT.
10 - the amount of books I have scattered all over my floor
6 - the amount of those books which are past their due date.
9.30 - my current library fine in pounds. :/
73 - my inexplicably bizarre mark for Soviet Union as a World Power, given that Paul Maddrell disappeared and is an evil hardass who marks these things in a lead lined bunker. FIRSTS. :D
3 - the amount of 2:1s I got in this week's results - including Canada.
59 - the annoying mark which a B+ translates to. TWO-BLOODY-TWO. They're weighted the least, all shall be well. :D
0730 - the train I have to get to my INTERVIEW AT THE COLLEGE OF EUROPE. Well, in london, FOR THE COLLEGE OF EUROPE.
21,000 - the amount, in euros, that course costs, and the amount I thought the government would fork over to me for it.
0 - the amount, in euros, I'm actually getting. Right now. Unless they fix it.
53 - the amount of days until my dissertation deadline.
3000 - the amount of words I have so far.
2 - the amount of coffees I am away from a free one in the union.
And I think that's all. Basically, I've done nowt. Although next friday, I'm the Israeli government. Which wins a ton of points. a bucketful. Because it's NAZI HUNTING WEEK.