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anonymous March 7 2005, 17:35:20 UTC
r u the devil????? y do you hate jesus so much?????

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heh heh.... anonymous Christians... voltairenyc March 7 2005, 18:28:45 UTC
Sorry if YOU believe in the Devil. I don't. I stopped believing in the devil somewhere around the time I stopped believing in Zeus and the easter bunny.
Of course a much better question would be:
A: If you are a peace loving Christian, what are you doing on the internet TRYING to dig up stuff of a demonic content and then posting pompous questions to people you don't know...

or

B: Why are you afraid to list your name? If you are here representing Jesus, I would have to say that you have just denied him by not stating who you are.

I saw a bumber sticker the other day that I think I will invoke here:
"Jesus LOVE you! Everyone else thinks you're an asshole!"

; )

Voltaire
(who is not an imaginary creature with horns and a tail that dumb people belive lives under the ground)

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Re: heh heh.... anonymous Christians... anonymous March 7 2005, 19:59:58 UTC
U silly goon!!!11 I think the devil is cool and i wish u were him so i could meet him! i didnt beleive b4 but maybe u were the devil i thoght. I hate jebus and i wanted to know if u hate jebys too and mabey u could tell me y and then a smart man would have mabey given me some arguments to use and stuff when somone asks me y i hate jebus. sory i made you mad voltaire. i like you're evil song on devil's bris.
i thought u were a sercumsised demon cuz of that.
do u have a girlfriend?

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Re: heh heh.... anonymous Christians... voltairenyc March 7 2005, 20:50:46 UTC
1) If you really hate Jesus (last I checked he hasn't done anything to anyone since the year 0 ) and you truly want to meet the devil (who I assure you is quite imaginary), then you are dumber than the mindless Christian I THOUGHT you were ( ... )

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Re: heh heh.... anonymous Christians... anonymous March 7 2005, 21:33:00 UTC
Wow. Bitter disappointment. I thought you would be smart enough to spot a prank-poster, at least from the second entry. I'm shocked, Voltaire. Shocked and dismayed.

Yes, it was immature. Yes, I have a lot of time on my hands. No, I don't have anything better to do right now. I ran out of places to prank call, so I prank posted. I realize that, to some my actions may seem pathetic. I say these things to save you the trouble.

No, I'm not a thirteen year old girl, and I realize Jeebus and the Devil are imaginary. But we're confusing the issue. You need to tune your radar, to put it mildly.

And I need to go and see about those anti-psychotic meds. . . . .

It's no excuse, but in extenuation I offer the fact that I haven't slept in three days.

I will continue to be a fan, but my personal opinion of you has dropped dramatically, perhaps never to fully recover.

I hope you're happy.

Good day to you.

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Re: heh heh.... anonymous Christians... anonymous March 7 2005, 21:37:22 UTC
Do I hate you? No, I save that for people I love.

Two things I should have mentioned: one, I really dig that line. You made me smile, after all. And two, take my advice. When you encounter real people such like my parody posts were based on (and I'm sure you encounter them often), ignore them. It's always the best course of action. Unless they're me. Then respond like you did. I do these things for entertainment, you know.

--Jimmy

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Re: heh heh.... anonymous Christians... gogleberry March 8 2005, 03:49:32 UTC
why did you even bother answering this person... their response was so unintelligible that it wasn't worth your effort. Point made with the statement about everyone having a voice though.

:)

wish you played somewhere in Jersey where I could go still.... :(

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