"Why is there a Pakistani on my couch?"
FEW THINGS BEFORE I GO TO BED, WILL HAVE A MORE DETAILED RECAP TOMARROW:
-- OHAY ETHAN! IMISSU!
-- LOCKE IS A PANSY. IT'S A BULLET, JOHN. A BULLET AND SOME HYDROGEN PEROYXIDE. GROW A COCK.
-- RICHARD MADE MY PANTIES DROP. SRSLY. EVEN WITH HIS OLD MAN GLASSES. SAMMEH WAS SANS-PANTIES.
-- BITCHSMACKS. DANIEL DIDN'T NEED ONE, BUT SAWYER NEEDED A SHIRT. DANIEL SHOULD HAVE BITCHSMACKED HIM RIGHT BACK.
-- CHARLADAY! <3
-- HURLEY'S MOM AND THE PAKISTANI ON HER COUCH. ILU CARMEN REYES, AND JESUS LOVES YOU, TOO.
-- HOT POCKET ATTACK!
-- I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN MINDRAPED. AND IT FEELS OH SO GOOD.
Okay. Going to bed. Will post tomarrow.
MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS AWESOME.
ILU LOST!
-- OHAY ETHAN! IMISSU!
-- LOCKE IS A PANSY. IT'S A BULLET, JOHN. A BULLET AND SOME HYDROGEN PEROYXIDE. GROW A COCK.
-- RICHARD MADE MY PANTIES DROP. SRSLY. EVEN WITH HIS OLD MAN GLASSES. SAMMEH WAS SANS-PANTIES.
-- BITCHSMACKS. DANIEL DIDN'T NEED ONE, BUT SAWYER NEEDED A SHIRT. DANIEL SHOULD HAVE BITCHSMACKED HIM RIGHT BACK.
-- CHARLADAY! <3
-- HURLEY'S MOM AND THE PAKISTANI ON HER COUCH. ILU CARMEN REYES, AND JESUS LOVES YOU, TOO.
-- HOT POCKET ATTACK!
-- I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN MINDRAPED. AND IT FEELS OH SO GOOD.
Okay. Going to bed. Will post tomarrow.
MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS AWESOME.
ILU LOST!