Ianto+the countryside always=a happy ending
Recording this because-
A.) It was nonsensical
and
B.) I desire to transform it into fanfiction, (most likely crack), within the next week
I had a dream last night that Jack sent Owen and Ianto on some nondescript field mission to the backcountry of Wales.
During his briefing, Jack had told them that the only place available for bunking was this two-room, rustic little wood cabin on a hillside, and there weren't actually bunks.
Upon their arrival, Owen got real pissy at Ianto (surprise surprise), who left Owen alone to cool down while he made tea or something.
Owen, in the meantime, did NOT cool down, but got very, incongruously upset because one of the cabin's walls was not made of logs, but of white drywall, and not only that, but there was an outlet on that wall, but neither he or Ianto had packed anything to plug in.
So Owen sat there forever yowling about how the outlet was pointless, as was the wall, until Ianto came over and told him to get to work- several times- each to which Owen promplty told him to "Fuck off."
Owen eventually did get to work, however, and most diligently- spreading a series of maps out over the floor and doing some erradic form of cartography and making deep red Sharpie lines over all the maps.
Ianto came back from the other room, hours later, with a cup of tea for Owen.
The tea was drugged with a sedative.
When Ianto was certain Owen was out cold, he left the cabin and marched up the hillside, where a tiny alien fleet had landed at a nearby army training base.
Some other unimportant things happened, and then I woke up.
WTF.
Okay bye.
A.) It was nonsensical
and
B.) I desire to transform it into fanfiction, (most likely crack), within the next week
I had a dream last night that Jack sent Owen and Ianto on some nondescript field mission to the backcountry of Wales.
During his briefing, Jack had told them that the only place available for bunking was this two-room, rustic little wood cabin on a hillside, and there weren't actually bunks.
Upon their arrival, Owen got real pissy at Ianto (surprise surprise), who left Owen alone to cool down while he made tea or something.
Owen, in the meantime, did NOT cool down, but got very, incongruously upset because one of the cabin's walls was not made of logs, but of white drywall, and not only that, but there was an outlet on that wall, but neither he or Ianto had packed anything to plug in.
So Owen sat there forever yowling about how the outlet was pointless, as was the wall, until Ianto came over and told him to get to work- several times- each to which Owen promplty told him to "Fuck off."
Owen eventually did get to work, however, and most diligently- spreading a series of maps out over the floor and doing some erradic form of cartography and making deep red Sharpie lines over all the maps.
Ianto came back from the other room, hours later, with a cup of tea for Owen.
The tea was drugged with a sedative.
When Ianto was certain Owen was out cold, he left the cabin and marched up the hillside, where a tiny alien fleet had landed at a nearby army training base.
Some other unimportant things happened, and then I woke up.
WTF.
Okay bye.