I AM A HORMONAL PRETEEN
Guys.
Guys I just became like the world's biggest 'Twilight' fan.
I read the first book and saw the movie (twice) and bought the soundtrack and a poster.
I AM HAVING ORGASMIC FITS OF CEDRIC DIGGORY
WHY ARE YOU SO HOOOOTTTTTTT IF YOU WEREN'T SO HOT I WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU AND YOUR SPARKLY VAMPIRE ANGST YOU WEREN'T EVEN HOT AS CEDRIC DIGGORY YOU JUST SORT OF DIED
I think this requires me to post a picture.
Uggghhhhhhhh That movie was so goddamned sexy.
A lot of people hated it-- but I went into it expecting to hate it. The book itself is a bunch of sap with a scant, predictable storyline. Basically an outlet for horny vampire enthusiasts-- and not even that, the poor vampires don't even have the trademark extended incisors. But they are viciously sexy and the movie did everything the book couldn't- the setting was gorgeous and the cinematography and makeup was stunning, and Cedric was enormously fidgety and full of turmoil and UGH. I liked it because it knew it wasn't Anne Rice/dazzlingly softcore and catering to an audience of mostly desperate mothers and their budding daughters.