DIIIANNNNEE
The more I watch "Out of Time", the more ridiculous and fabulous it becomes.
I think perhaps it is my favorite episode, if only for Owen's plight.
Aw.
I give you, picspam:
Solo, sweeping shot of Owen within the first 12 seconds of the episode indicates that he will have more than just one snide remark and/or background shot of him looking busy/pressing buttons/whomping Tosh/eating a hamburger/stabbing Ianto in the eye.
"Hello. My name is Rocky the Squirrel. And these are my partners: Bullwinkle and...er...Skippy."
In this picture, Jack is trying very hard to hold everyone's attention, Owen is trying very hard not to jump Diane's bones, Tosh is trying very hard not to tie up Owen and keep him in her basement, and Gwen is trying very hard not to stare at Owen's crotch.
Diane indulges her love of the phallus.
Ianto witnesses firsthand that Diane is a dumbass, but does not disclose this information to Owen because...WHY WOULD HE?? LOL.
Diane: You are a silly, hopeless, pigheaded man, and I am going to leave your ass.
Owen: Can we have sex now?
Owen actually pulled Diane's chair out from under her and ran away in a fit of giggles.
Diane shattered her pelvic bone- which was the actual reason she left him.
The BBC cut this scene for time.
Owen: Is this foreplay?
Diane: No, this is dialogue.
...And then they done sex. For the rest of the episode.
Owen: Can we do it again?
Diane: We did it already?
"Your pilot's license is EXPIRED, GRANDMA. I mean....ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUYOUMAKEMESOHAPPYWITHYOUAROUNDMYLIFESOOUTOFFOCUSTHISSCREENCAPISBLURRY."
"Is it a plane?" "Nope." "Is it the 1950's?" "Nope." "Is it Rohypnol?" "No." "Is it a crowbar?" "No." "Then I don't care what it is."
"Hahaha STOP TOUCHING ME."
Diane safely stashes her valuables down Owen's ear canal and flees.
Meanwhile, Bullwinkle and Jack commit suicide.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING, THE RIFT ISN'T EVEN OPEN, YOU FUCKWIT!"
"I'm sorry. I led you on for no apparent reason. Now run along and let a weevil gnaw on your jugular."
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I think perhaps it is my favorite episode, if only for Owen's plight.
Aw.
I give you, picspam:
Solo, sweeping shot of Owen within the first 12 seconds of the episode indicates that he will have more than just one snide remark and/or background shot of him looking busy/pressing buttons/whomping Tosh/eating a hamburger/stabbing Ianto in the eye.
"Hello. My name is Rocky the Squirrel. And these are my partners: Bullwinkle and...er...Skippy."
In this picture, Jack is trying very hard to hold everyone's attention, Owen is trying very hard not to jump Diane's bones, Tosh is trying very hard not to tie up Owen and keep him in her basement, and Gwen is trying very hard not to stare at Owen's crotch.
Diane indulges her love of the phallus.
Ianto witnesses firsthand that Diane is a dumbass, but does not disclose this information to Owen because...WHY WOULD HE?? LOL.
Diane: You are a silly, hopeless, pigheaded man, and I am going to leave your ass.
Owen: Can we have sex now?
Owen actually pulled Diane's chair out from under her and ran away in a fit of giggles.
Diane shattered her pelvic bone- which was the actual reason she left him.
The BBC cut this scene for time.
Owen: Is this foreplay?
Diane: No, this is dialogue.
...And then they done sex. For the rest of the episode.
Owen: Can we do it again?
Diane: We did it already?
"Your pilot's license is EXPIRED, GRANDMA. I mean....ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUYOUMAKEMESOHAPPYWITHYOUAROUNDMYLIFESOOUTOFFOCUSTHISSCREENCAPISBLURRY."
"Is it a plane?" "Nope." "Is it the 1950's?" "Nope." "Is it Rohypnol?" "No." "Is it a crowbar?" "No." "Then I don't care what it is."
"Hahaha STOP TOUCHING ME."
Diane safely stashes her valuables down Owen's ear canal and flees.
Meanwhile, Bullwinkle and Jack commit suicide.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING, THE RIFT ISN'T EVEN OPEN, YOU FUCKWIT!"
"I'm sorry. I led you on for no apparent reason. Now run along and let a weevil gnaw on your jugular."
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