TRUCK
I BOUGHT A TRUCK!
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS:
IT GETS SHITTY GAS MILEAGE AND MAKES A DEEP ECO-FOOTPRINT.
BUT IT REMINDS ME OF THIS TRUCK:
BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I BOUGHT IT.
ALTHOUGH I PLAN TO BUY TORCHWOOD DECALS.
AND I RECYCLE AND I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I TURN OFF THE SHOWER WATER WHEN I LATHER UP.
SO HOPEFULLY I'LL FEEL LESS GUILTY ABOUT DRIVING A SMOG-MACHINE.
WHOOAAAA TRUCK.
I'm debating what to name it.
I'm thinking 'Owen', but I also like 'Wilf'.
It's old and full of hope like Wilf and unreliable and sharp like Owen and fabulous like both of them.
Or I could call it something obscure like "The Love Machine" or "Philip Glenister".
WHAT DO I DOOOO?
VOTE, FRIENDSLIST, VOTE.