Legolas, I NEED those!
I've been trying to write Circadian Rhythms for like 83798798374987580 hours and I am just not on target today.
I had to take a break and rewatch all the Four arcs, which helped me naught.
All that was accomplished from that is, I have discovered that the Doctor destroyed Gallifrey because those meddling timelords were always transmatting him to somewhere or another and making him do shit for them.
Exhibit A: "Genesis of the Daleks":
-Demanding and austere Timelord wearing pantyhose on his head snatches TARDIS out of sky en route to somewhere enjoyable and proceeds to abandon Four, Sarah Jane, and Harry on pre-Dalek Skaro amidst a raging warzone. Hilarity does not ensure. Only near-death experiences.
The Timelords basically ostracized the Doctor for 50% of his life, and then used him to do their dirty work because they were too busy being pompous to act out. I'd kill them too. Lazy sods!
P.S. My friend Drew and I just had the most LOL-worthy conversation about why the Doctor was in Belgium with a machete and arrows.
iPyronix (10:36:36 PM): Okay, so let’s discuss the ridiculousness of the Doctor cutting through the tropical jungles of BELGIUM.
RR Twink (10:37:33 PM): http://pics.livejournal.com/unfolded73/pic/000kecz0
iPyronix (10:38:12 PM): HIS FACE
iPyronix (10:38:13 PM): OMG
RR Twink (10:38:43 PM): His face clearly says: "CHARLEMAAAANGE?1 ARE YOU HEEEEREE? YOOOUU-HOOOOO!!!"
RR Twink (10:38:55 PM): "I HAVE A MACHETE!!!!
iPyronix (10:39:01 PM): "AND ARROWS!!"
RR Twink (10:39:21 PM): “IF YOU TELL THE SUPERCOMPUER TO LET YOU OUT OF THE THICKET I WILL GIVE YOU SOME MARMALAAAADE!!!”
iPyronix (10:39:25 PM): “(not really)”
RR Twink (10:39:31 PM): “BUT COMME OOOOUUUTT PLZZZZ ANYWAY!"
iPyronix (10:39:54 PM): "I BROT U SUM MARMALADES...but i eated it…"
iPyronix (10:40:11 PM): 'Cause the Doctor totally talks in LOLspeak.
RR Twink (10:40:49 PM): AHAHAHAH Yelling for Charlemange in LOLspeak in a tropical Belgian forest with a machete and arrows
RR Twink (10:40:51 PM): WHAT
RR Twink (10:40:54 PM): THE
RR Twink (10:40:57 PM): FUCK
RR Twink (10:40:57 PM): YES
iPyronix (10:41:09 PM): HAHAHA WIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!
iPyronix (10:41:44 PM): He lied. He is not in Belgium. He is totally in Sherwood Forest.
RR Twink (10:42:24 PM): “Sharelmaaaange i maded u a cookie but not for teh cumputerz that is eatin u cuz it is infekded with a cybermans!"
iPyronix (10:42:59 PM): I WANT THIS EPISODE MADE NOW. I can has crack!charlmange chistmas special nao???
RR Twink (10:43:52 PM): LOLLLLLL
RR Twink (10:44:09 PM): It would be called ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE-MANGE!
RR Twink (10:44:17 PM): (instead of charlie brown)
iPyronix (10:44:23 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
iPyronix (10:44:27 PM): BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
iPyronix (10:44:34 PM): IN THE TROPICAL FORESTS OF BELGIUM
iPyronix (10:44:36 PM): WITH A MACHETE
iPyronix (10:44:38 PM): AND ARROWS
iPyronix (10:44:42 PM): TALKING IN LOLSPEAK.
RR Twink (10:44:45 PM): cue lucy (saxon) drooling over shroeder on the piano
RR Twink (10:44:51 PM): and snoopy!Ten with arrows
iPyronix (10:45:00 PM): HAHAHA.....OMG.
RR Twink (10:45:42 PM): And linus. who would be linus?
RR Twink (10:45:56 PM): donna...to deliver her big inspiring monolgue
RR Twink (10:45:58 PM): and OMG
RR Twink (10:46:08 PM): instead of a pathetic little tree
RR Twink (10:46:17 PM): donna and charlie mange would
RR Twink (10:46:21 PM): bring back some
RR Twink (10:46:28 PM): big tropical plant
RR Twink (10:46:33 PM): that ten hacked down
RR Twink (10:46:40 PM): with his machete
iPyronix (10:47:17 PM): I LOVE IT SO MUCH. It would be this big....tropical tree. ((HAHAH my mind went "A PALM TREE. IN Belgium. Wait, that doesn't work..."))
RR Twink (10:47:32 PM): where the doctor was it works
RR Twink (10:47:43 PM): because belgium has like alpine forests
RR Twink (10:47:48 PM): his was def. a hot climate
iPyronix (10:47:51 PM): YUP.
RR Twink (10:47:54 PM): alt verse belgium
iPyronix (10:48:02 PM): He was up in the jungle-belgium.
RR Twink (10:48:10 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA LOL
RR Twink (10:48:38 PM): "Sleigh bells ring, are ya listenin?"
RR Twink (10:48:41 PM): "NO!
RR Twink (10:48:46 PM): THAT'S NOT SLEIGHBELLS
RR Twink (10:48:53 PM): IT'S A SUPERCOMPUTER
iPyronix (10:49:03 PM): OMG.
RR Twink (10:49:04 PM): IT'S PLUGGING IT'S AC ADAPTER INTO CHARLIE MANGE!"
iPyronix (10:49:34 PM): HAHAHAHA!!! I WANT A CLIP OF THE DOCTOR IN THERE NOW. I'll...put some LOTR music in the background.
iPyronix (10:49:45 PM): *in there = tropical belgium forests
RR Twink (10:50:05 PM): ahahaha do it! LOL I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
RR Twink (10:50:14 PM): There was ents in there too
RR Twink (10:50:19 PM): you know there was
iPyronix (10:50:22 PM): OMG HE WAS IN THE LOTR WORLD.
iPyronix (10:50:30 PM): HE STOLE LEGOLAS'S ARROWS for some reason.
iPyronix (10:50:36 PM): Ten would.
RR Twink (10:50:41 PM): DREW! I imagine Ten PUNCHING Legolas IN THE FACE and taking his arrows…
iPyronix (10:51:04 PM): YES. OMG YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES. "I'M TOTALLY HOTTER THAN YOU!!! *PUNCH* *STEAL* *RUNS OFF*
RR Twink (10:51:31 PM): Because the look on his face in that screencap is: Determination-post-I-just-punched-a-hot-elf-in-the-face.