Once upon a time Professor Lazarus advertised for his college-campus flute recital tour:
My question is, why did we have to find an incongruous poster of stupid Professor Lazarus? He turns into a mutant scorpion when no one's looking!!! Why couldn't it be Professor Yana? We all know who HE turns into when no one's looking!!! Ugh.
Also, Chris Eccleston's fierceness in "Shallow Grave (and Marie's hilarious stroke of genius) inspired me to create this masterpiece:
ETA:
CAPSLOCK OMG I JUST SAW THE NEW S4 SET PICTURES AND I MAY DIE.