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[volitaire]

So over spring break Brandon and I are going to Missouri.

Spur of the moment:

"Brandon, what should we do for spring break?"

"Have an adventure."

"Well duh."

"In a car?"

"Roadtrip?"

"Well duh."

"Where?"

"Pick somewhere."

"You pick somewhere."

"Uhh....Missouri."

"Why?"

"Why not?"

"Good reason."

"Yes?"

"Are we for real about this?"

"Yes m'am."

"Okay, meet you in the

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[babitzka]

Nice shorts.

[spikytearodeath]

Fuck Missouri.
REASONS NOT TO GO TO MISSOUR:
+People in Missouri say the name of their state wrong (Mizzurah) and thus shouldn`t be appreciated.
+PLUS "Kansas City" is in Missouri which
1) Is confusing because it isn`t in Kansas
2) Is a song in Oklahoma! a terrible musical.
+Missouri has a `6 Flags` but it is MORE LAME than the one in Illinois.
+St. Louis is GHETTO, and the Arch is not an *M* (Arches are meant for McDonalds, not states)

REASONS TO GO TO NORTH DAKOTA:
+North Dakota has spiffy advertisements on the t.v.
+Fargo. Film references!
+Melting Ice because of the warmth of summer is way prettier than flatlands.
+There wont be anybody protesting Abortion since it`s already illegal there.
+Hellen Keller would totally choose North Dakota over Missouri.

REASONS TO GO TO MISSOURI:
+None.

[volitaire]

Hhahah Tim Davis, I laughed for about five years. Especially because of that inevitable Hellen Keller guilt.

I will e-mail this to Brandon right away and we will readjust our plans.

HAHAH Tim you are so fabulous. Hurry up and come home so I can hug you. Or stay in Romania with the vampires. lol

[davidishot]

First of all, I am jealous of spontateous roadtrips...

Second, I LOVE THAT PICTURE!

Sorry... I just REALLY like it...

You could totally pull off Five in those fabulous sunglasses... and the question mark suspenders...

FLAGPOLE! This Whovian Flag has REALLY been afffecting you lately... I think you need to see a Doctor. Or a Master.

[volitaire]

You can totally come on our spontaneous roadtrip too, you know.