003▼voice; action for Cherrygrove

[volginswaifu]

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This is ridiculous! I should have never left Mahogany town. My clothes are filthy from travel, back at Groznyj Grad I would have been provided a vehicle!

[He grumbles.]

Those monsters, Pokémon, if I see one more purple rat I'm going to scream. You can't even eat them! THEY'RE USELESS

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[usedkunai]

Dude, you tried to eat a Rattata?

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[volginswaifu]

[He sounds suspicious.]

Why wouldn't I? It looked like it was edible.

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[usedkunai]

I dunno, you don't hear people talk about eating Pokémon. It seems kinda... wrong or something.

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[volginswaifu]

[He snorted.] I noticed.

But what are you, a vegetarian? They don't look any different than any other animal you could eat. Except that you can't eat them.

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[usedkunai]

No, that's not--! [Geeze, wondering what the hell's up with him] Listen, I don't eat animals that are like pets, you know? That's... kinda how these guys are. It just seems messed up. Though I guess there's a reason you can't eat them.

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[volginswaifu]

[Ivan just enjoys being an antagonist.]

Pets? They're no more pets than guard dogs when you own one, and besides--do you go out in to the wilderness back home and call every rat and snake you come across your pet? [Don't answer that, Ivan will answer it for you.] I didn't think so. I call that somethin' to eat~

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[usedkunai]

[Yosuke has a bad history with antagonists, so he's just derpin']

Uh. Generally? I don't go out in the wilderness. Or, you know, hunt snakes or rats, dude. Ugh, no. That's not what I call "something to eat." Ever.

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[volginswaifu]

[Ivan's enjoying himself!]

I used to before I got a cushy position inside~ But I'm sure you're just lazy. [A beat.] Anyway, when your choice is between Russian Rations or a snake...trust me, the snake is much more appetizing.

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[usedkunai]

Hu-- Hey! How does any of this have to do with me being lazy!? Just 'cause I don't need to hunt snakes, or... eat Russian Rations or whatever doesn't make me lazy!

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[volginswaifu]

Well, let's see: you never go outside--you said it yourself--and you only eat packaged food. How deplorable...

[He idly adds:] Too bad, you don't sound half as bad as you must look.

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[usedkunai]

I never said I didn't go outs-- [And then hears that last part.] Wh-what the hell is that supposed to mean!?

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[volginswaifu]

Yes you did--[Ivan sounds like he's grinning.] That you're a troll with a pretty voice.

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[usedkunai]

Wh- Hey, what the hell!? How the hell am I a troll!?

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[volginswaifu]

Until you prove otherwise...what am I supposed to think?

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[usedkunai]

I dunno, that I'm a normal guy!?

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[volginswaifu]

You sound flustered...you must be hiding something~