M S5Ep08 'The Hollow Queen'
what finale what xmas I don't know what you're talking about
parkour! not very medieval i don't think
"I'm catching frogs."
"Frogs...?"
"It's a full moon, Leon, we used to do it."
FURTHER REASONS WHY I DON'T BELIEVE GWEN'S MIND HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY ANY ENCHANTMENT everything she says and does is HERSELF
doesn't arthur feel awkward at ALL having merlin decorate the bed for sexy times with his wife?
Merlin is 100% done with everything and it BREAKS MY HEART
stop touching the food it's unsanitary
brb shipping him with mordred
"You don't even know who this boy is."
merlin i understand you're sad about arthur but your anonymous hook ups are getting OUT OF HAND
"You're the King's servant."
"Arthur won't even notice I'm gone."
and the next thing you hear is arthur screaming for merlin i can't deal with merlin feeling so unappreciated and not knowing how much arthur depends on him constantly why can't he be happy i don't want ti watch this episode anymORE
WHERE ARE ALL THE FICS ABOUT MERLIN COMBING ARTHURT'S HAIR EVERY MORNING BECAUSE IT'S CANON LOOK AT IT BEING CANON THE CANONICITY OF IT JUST PUNCHED US ALL IN THE FACE
"Merlin!"
he looks behind the door i cjkadfhjdsafhd i will jujmp in front of a train i can'tttttttt
look at him he's amazed by merlin you can see his eyes shining like little stars of adoration
"Come on Gaius. Shirt!"
i'm SCRESSAMING sdfjahsdfjfd but can YOU IMAGINE when they first began their association with Merlin having NO IDEA WHAT TO DO or how to dress people and arthur being used to GOD KNOWS WHAT and merlin trying to look all knowledgable but actually figuring things out as he went and arthur all "eehhh ok" like, how do i even put the shirt on i can't reach that high i can't step on the bed that's IT he can LEAN OVER FOR ME how cna i comb his hair i'm only used to combing my own THAT'S IT he cna sit on the bed and i'll stand between his legs and TADA and how do i even tie his BELTS oh man i'll just hug him from behind and pretend i'm doing my own????????
"It's Guinevere's nightdress."
CAN I JUST REMIND US ALL OF ARTHUR MOCKING MERLIN LAST EPISODE ABOUT THE HOLES IN GWEN'S DRESS BEING THE SLEEVES CAN I POINT THAT OUT
"Why are you like this? People I've met... they're not like you, they don't care. I don't matter."
the boy's known him for less than a day and he already knows merlin is too precious for this world
"We share one thing. Our hatred for Morgana."
wait you HATE her now?? HATE? since when?!?!?!
arthur is the dumbest lol txt it
didn't he HEAR THEM they're not exactly quiet with all that armour!
"Merlin has a weakness for outcasts. Specially druids."
i'm sure this doesn't mean he has a special connection with them or anything, it's all just a crazy random coincidence
"Not a word of this to anyone."
it's so cute how she insists on trying to make people keep quiet
"(The Dragon's) cries were even more heartbreaking than Morgana's."
GWEN YOU MUST KILL HIM AT ONCE
this would make me 156% happier if they weren't trying to kill the boys
"I want Merlin back, where is he?"
he tells his wife, after she pressed her chest all over him
"I think they mean to kill the king."
wow this is a completely new development, so unexpected, i'm frozen in shock!
"He's seeing a girl."
"... Merlin?"
hahahah oh gwen you just lost 296 credibility points
"Gaius, you can help me get dressed."
anyone but gwen again!
subtle! arthur aren't you a little bit curious to know why he's looking upwards?
and the lord's guards not reacting at all! guys you had ONE JOB
GODDAMMIT
"Did I do something good?"
fuck my entire life with a rusty chainsaw
"Why don't you tell us all about (the girl)."
"Right"
"And why you're walking with a limp."
on the one hand: the hilarity of the implied buttsex with someone obviously not female; on the other: merlin's tired tired SO TIRED face
#everythinghurts