SV S8Ep7 Identity
YAY SV
And we start with AMAZINGNESS!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what's going on with your hair, Clark!!
"Oh my God, it's him."
NO!!!!!
Red blur ahdjahdjasdhjasskdakdhkasjds
"So you're saying this blur saved Lois, she didn't feel a thing."
"See? That's how good he is!"
That's not a good thing in certain contexts, dear Jimmy
He's panicking!! I love how he panics!!
He looks 20. I don't buy for a second he went to Irak or anything like that. LYING BABY. BABY LIER.
"Don't ever touch me again."
Aw, don't cry Tess! You will find Lex!
"I'm done being your personal peeping-tom."
OH TESS, JUST LIKE LEX ♥
"This woman Lois, she's a good person."
And he knows this just by talking with her for a minute...? And the truth is Tess just wants to know everything about her, ok, is it too much to ask?
~INSTANT SEXUAL CHEMISTRY~
"That picture doesn't reveal anything about Clark Kent. It simply gives the world something that they desperately need right now.... a hero."
♥♥
"Not interested. In a potential front page story. Makes you wonder what you would be interested in."
Bald millionaires having one-night stands
AND IT'S CANON, THAT'S RIGHT
"I doubt that's even something Lex Luthor would do."
*FAINTS*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I want to see Clark Kent carrying a messenger bag every day of my life, don't ask me why it's fact
"Could you do me a favour? Zip."
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KEEP THAT DISTANCE, CLARK! S1-2!Lex would have laughed his ass off at Clark sharing this moment with him *MOURNS*
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SHFHFHDFGDHFGDHSFGHDFGH MUST AVOID SKIN CONTACT AT ALL COST! ILU LOIS
"Sometimes, when a guy likes a girl, he asks her out."
HIS FACE. GUYS. his face.
"So who's the unlucky guy?"
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IT KILLS ME A LITTLE
"You always wear so little on a first date?"
"Got a problem with the way I look?"
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"Don't forget to drop off those papers and to pick up my dry cleaning."
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helloooo grey t-shirt helloooooooo white t-shirt underneath (laundry day at Kent Farms: best day of the week!)
I'm just.... dying a bit with love during the whole thing, what do you want me to say
EXCUSE ME, THAT CGI IS NAKED. I SEE NO NAKED CLARK TO GO WITH IT.
"Clark! The hero... is your MOM!"
"It all makes perfect sense. It's you, isn't it."
DDDDDD:
"I didn't know what else to do, I told him I got chores and came over here."
That was hilarious for some reason, hahahahahhaha!
"There's nothing special about me whatsoever."
Except that I look smashing in everything!
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
At least Lex (in the very same couch!) only had one girl at the time, why doesn't Oliver's polygamy make him evil? (Ummmmmmm he's wearing a grey tee. Grey, like Clark's tie earlier and Clark's tee right now. This has DESTINY written all over!)
That's right Oliver, show him you don't care about him anymore! You're a straight man now!!!
You tell him Clark, lecture that alcoholic! Look out for that slutty liver of his!!
Nice shirt, punk
"Have you ever had your palms read?"
"I don't do too well with fortune tellers. The last one I went to see told me that I was destined to fall for a guy who flies a lot and likes to wear tights."
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"Sounds like you're in a bit of a quagmire."
Quagmire? Like Scully's dog? He's inside a dog? I don't get this.
WAIT! The dog was called Queequeg! Oh well, nothing to see here, let's ignore this uncomfortable moment (for him, because he was inside a dog)
"Did you hear me complain when I had to put on green leather and protect your identity?"
"Clark you made out with my girlfriend man, what d'you have to complain about?"
hahahahhahahhaa I LOVE HIM why does he talk like a drunk college student? I LOVE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
Lois = WINS AT EVERYTHING EVER
!!!!!!!
I can't help but think he was mentally screaming "WHEEEEEEEEE" all the way
What do you get from crossing Batman, Superman, and a drunk Green Arrow? IDK, A DYSLEXIC'S NIGHTMARE MAYBE
I LOVE THIS
SV MAKES ME SO HAPPY
*draws hearts around them*
"Mark my words Clark Kent, I won't stop until I land the first worldwide exclusive interview. Watch me."
ajdhsdghasdgsadgasdhasdas in a balcony after flying over the city!
"I gotta tell you, I never realized how photogenic you were... as long as no one sees your face."
AHAHAHHAHAHA HE'S SO BITCHY HAVE I SAID I LOVE HIM ALREADY?
I bet the Men in Tights are going to Europe to look for Lex! CALLED IT FIRST Y/N? YYYYY
Is she crazy? Crazier? Is it sad that I can't tell at this point? Either way: !!!!!