i like to stereotype.
rob's mom will be coming here in late november. that means she's probably going to take us out to lunch or dinner. i hate eating in front of suburban white people. they're always so caught up in etiquette and eating with the right fork and shit. i don't like feeling like i have to impress anybody. the typical white american family is an alien race to me. they eat salads and baked potatoes. white people food is so weird. i love it. half of them deny or barely even acknowledge the fact that they take shits, pisses, and have farts. and what if she tries to take me shopping or something?? that'd be awkward. and i'm not exactly good at striking up conversations with other people's moms.