the legend is anything but.
so rob and i went to the beach today. we went to playalinda as usual. except this time we went to lot 13.
i wasn't exactly sure what to expect...i didn't know if all the stories i've heard were true, or if perhaps they were only stories.
well let me tell you. it's true. lot 13 is a mob of nudes. no joke. there's a single sign before you enter the park that says nudity is prohibited, but the law obviously isn't enforced here. seeing as it is a wildlife refuge, i guess it's too secluded for anyone to really give a damn. anyway. rob and i walked through that mob. for a long time. we saw big cocks, small cocks, shriveled cocks, and engorged cocks. you name it. as you can imagine, definitely not a place to meet anyone remotely attractive...especially not any ladies. there weren't that many women there. most of the people there were old washed up hippies and gay couples. i saw the smallest fucking cock i've ever seen in my life though!!! it was unreal! it looked weird! have you ever seen like bulldogs...or any dog that normally isn't born with a tail...well sometimes those dogs are born with a weird kinky nub. that's what this guy's pecker looked like. i couldn't even tell what it was! if somewhat just chopped it off and set it on a table, i honestly wouldn't know what the fuck it was. i also saw this guy bending over...and oh...my...god...his balls were HUGE! like a horse or something! rob and i just kind of looked at each other and were like 'what the fuck...' woah. i didn't even know balls could even get that big! i saw some tits and vag too. one girl had one hell of a bush. yikes. rob said he saw some fake tits somewhere but i didn't see them. oh! and the funniest/weirdest thing i saw was a little boy walking with his naked dad. the boy had shorts on. well, rob and i walked until we got away from the naked mob. at least the dense part of it. and we set our stuff down. and i thought for a second. and i stooped down to their level. i got naked. for one reason only..to get rid of the stupid tan line i got from going to this beach last time. it looked like i was wearing white underwear when in fact i was wearing nothing at all. rob stayed in his shorts though. i only got to tan my backside though...and the tan line is still there...just barely. we left when this huge rain cloud covered up the sun. as soon as we drove away the rain came. it was fun! i love naked people...even if they are nasty looking!
when we got home i made some salmon and crabcakes...yummy. we both took a nap and woke up at like 9, we went to work out for a while, then we went to the bar. rob had a beer and i just had a little energy drink my friend doug couldn't finish. i forgot what it was called. now i'm here watching adult swim about to go to bed.
what a day.
i wasn't exactly sure what to expect...i didn't know if all the stories i've heard were true, or if perhaps they were only stories.
well let me tell you. it's true. lot 13 is a mob of nudes. no joke. there's a single sign before you enter the park that says nudity is prohibited, but the law obviously isn't enforced here. seeing as it is a wildlife refuge, i guess it's too secluded for anyone to really give a damn. anyway. rob and i walked through that mob. for a long time. we saw big cocks, small cocks, shriveled cocks, and engorged cocks. you name it. as you can imagine, definitely not a place to meet anyone remotely attractive...especially not any ladies. there weren't that many women there. most of the people there were old washed up hippies and gay couples. i saw the smallest fucking cock i've ever seen in my life though!!! it was unreal! it looked weird! have you ever seen like bulldogs...or any dog that normally isn't born with a tail...well sometimes those dogs are born with a weird kinky nub. that's what this guy's pecker looked like. i couldn't even tell what it was! if somewhat just chopped it off and set it on a table, i honestly wouldn't know what the fuck it was. i also saw this guy bending over...and oh...my...god...his balls were HUGE! like a horse or something! rob and i just kind of looked at each other and were like 'what the fuck...' woah. i didn't even know balls could even get that big! i saw some tits and vag too. one girl had one hell of a bush. yikes. rob said he saw some fake tits somewhere but i didn't see them. oh! and the funniest/weirdest thing i saw was a little boy walking with his naked dad. the boy had shorts on. well, rob and i walked until we got away from the naked mob. at least the dense part of it. and we set our stuff down. and i thought for a second. and i stooped down to their level. i got naked. for one reason only..to get rid of the stupid tan line i got from going to this beach last time. it looked like i was wearing white underwear when in fact i was wearing nothing at all. rob stayed in his shorts though. i only got to tan my backside though...and the tan line is still there...just barely. we left when this huge rain cloud covered up the sun. as soon as we drove away the rain came. it was fun! i love naked people...even if they are nasty looking!
when we got home i made some salmon and crabcakes...yummy. we both took a nap and woke up at like 9, we went to work out for a while, then we went to the bar. rob had a beer and i just had a little energy drink my friend doug couldn't finish. i forgot what it was called. now i'm here watching adult swim about to go to bed.
what a day.