best foreign film goes to...
... uch.
really, that Argentinian flick with that actor that looks like that one Italian actor, you know, that guy in them movies Joe something, i mean rwally dawg, that Argentinian flick that's going to be a shitty hollywood remake? i mean, it's not official, but most fuckshit likely it will be remade. i mean, yo, really, that one Argentinian flick won, that one film that had plotholes and narrative of a John Grisham novel and uninspired makeup that made me confused of age and cinematography -- really Academy? that really won, the one with over-talky dialogues?
this year's oscar is so damn sellout, so much blockbuster movies nominated like neva ere, i mean...
nevermind.
but i'm glad for the Hurtlocker's win, you go auteur girl. now actually make a good movie with less cliche hammy cookie cutter protags and america-fuck-yawh bravado.
but really, that one film with a hammy TWISTY ending that left me with a -- meh -- feeling?! i mean rewlaly rewllay, Un Prophete didn't get it?! you sure about that?! i'm being straight here, let me level with you, allow me to level with you yo.
really?
merde, dude.
i hate you oscars. weiner.
with that, i'm oscar mike. and out of puns.
really, that Argentinian flick with that actor that looks like that one Italian actor, you know, that guy in them movies Joe something, i mean rwally dawg, that Argentinian flick that's going to be a shitty hollywood remake? i mean, it's not official, but most fuckshit likely it will be remade. i mean, yo, really, that one Argentinian flick won, that one film that had plotholes and narrative of a John Grisham novel and uninspired makeup that made me confused of age and cinematography -- really Academy? that really won, the one with over-talky dialogues?
this year's oscar is so damn sellout, so much blockbuster movies nominated like neva ere, i mean...
nevermind.
but i'm glad for the Hurtlocker's win, you go auteur girl. now actually make a good movie with less cliche hammy cookie cutter protags and america-fuck-yawh bravado.
but really, that one film with a hammy TWISTY ending that left me with a -- meh -- feeling?! i mean rewlaly rewllay, Un Prophete didn't get it?! you sure about that?! i'm being straight here, let me level with you, allow me to level with you yo.
really?
merde, dude.
i hate you oscars. weiner.
with that, i'm oscar mike. and out of puns.