Yo Know Ur Nigerian if.....
1. If your name is so long, or so hard to pronounce, that you either have some "Americanized" nickname, or you use your middle name (which is English).
2. If you know of anyone (including yourself) that has any of the following names: Ola, Sade, Bola, Tunji, Ngozi, Uche, Folake, Ifeoma, Tolu, Tunde, Obi, Chioma, Chituru, Chinyere, Adaobi, Nkemi, Nneka, Bunmi or Fatima
3.If, rice and stew just isn't the same without plantain
4.If you know what AKATA means.
5. If, not properly greeting an elderly Nigerian person has ever gotten you in a load of trouble.
6. If, your parents use phrases like "Ewhoa, Chineke, Che, Ah-Ah, Yepa! God forbid or by God's Grace".
7. If, you attend or have visited a predominantly Nigerian church.
8. If, your parents have ever threatened to kill you, break your head, back, or neck, or to "show you pepe".
9. And finally, YOU KNOW THAT YOUR ARE A TRUE TO THE HEART NAIJA KING OR QUEEN if you are a GOOD DANCER! Cause ya know Nigerians have rhythm like WHOA!
2. If you know of anyone (including yourself) that has any of the following names: Ola, Sade, Bola, Tunji, Ngozi, Uche, Folake, Ifeoma, Tolu, Tunde, Obi, Chioma, Chituru, Chinyere, Adaobi, Nkemi, Nneka, Bunmi or Fatima
3.If, rice and stew just isn't the same without plantain
4.If you know what AKATA means.
5. If, not properly greeting an elderly Nigerian person has ever gotten you in a load of trouble.
6. If, your parents use phrases like "Ewhoa, Chineke, Che, Ah-Ah, Yepa! God forbid or by God's Grace".
7. If, you attend or have visited a predominantly Nigerian church.
8. If, your parents have ever threatened to kill you, break your head, back, or neck, or to "show you pepe".
9. And finally, YOU KNOW THAT YOUR ARE A TRUE TO THE HEART NAIJA KING OR QUEEN if you are a GOOD DANCER! Cause ya know Nigerians have rhythm like WHOA!