Got laid by two girls tonight.

[voidroid]

Not at the same time. But I still did it. Did you? I don't think so. Only problem, now, is... I can't figure out which one I should pursue a relationship with! HELPAGE!

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[sleepsmountain]

And here I am, sitting here, for the past several years, under the impression that you were gay.

[voidroid]

I thought we've been over this before? I'm half.

[sleepsmountain]

You greedy bastard.

[voidroid]

Yeah, I am pretty greedy.