Best quotes of the week.
"be nice to robots. you never know when you might be assimilated."
"i have a red pompadour and falsies on at the moment."
"how the fuck did this happen?
how can ALL THREE of my black hoodies, AND my black track jacket, be dirty at the same time? what the FUCK am i supposed to wear to drink in? isn't science supposed to protect us from these types of travesties? what am i paying taxes for if not to be shielded from the horror by a bunnie suited team of heroes delivering a fresh, hermetically-sealed french terry hooded sweatshirt to my door? hm?"
Thanks j_fortune
"i have a red pompadour and falsies on at the moment."
"how the fuck did this happen?
how can ALL THREE of my black hoodies, AND my black track jacket, be dirty at the same time? what the FUCK am i supposed to wear to drink in? isn't science supposed to protect us from these types of travesties? what am i paying taxes for if not to be shielded from the horror by a bunnie suited team of heroes delivering a fresh, hermetically-sealed french terry hooded sweatshirt to my door? hm?"
Thanks j_fortune