Google Earth.
Google Earth is by far the coolest/scariest thing in the world.
It'd be so easy for someone to find you, kill you, then plan a vacation for two to the forbidden city in China or Pointe - Noire in the Congo if you're feelin' a wee bit adventuresses and want to take on gorillas who can wield a laser canon that utilizes a focused beam of light from a diamond... but apparently that's a major city and I don't think humans have encroached upon the civil liberties of silver backed gorillas who are smart enough to do such things. One would think if they can use a laser they can deal in free trade and sell the diamonds and buy more gorilla land for target practice because after all that's what any gorilla wants... not freedom... not their original home land but more fields to develop better weapons and practice using them. The United Anthropoid Apes of the Congo. Kinda catchy.
It's also amazing that no matter how much you zoom out Missouri still looks like one big ass farm, and Indiana looks like one huge fucking parking lot.
It'd be so easy for someone to find you, kill you, then plan a vacation for two to the forbidden city in China or Pointe - Noire in the Congo if you're feelin' a wee bit adventuresses and want to take on gorillas who can wield a laser canon that utilizes a focused beam of light from a diamond... but apparently that's a major city and I don't think humans have encroached upon the civil liberties of silver backed gorillas who are smart enough to do such things. One would think if they can use a laser they can deal in free trade and sell the diamonds and buy more gorilla land for target practice because after all that's what any gorilla wants... not freedom... not their original home land but more fields to develop better weapons and practice using them. The United Anthropoid Apes of the Congo. Kinda catchy.
It's also amazing that no matter how much you zoom out Missouri still looks like one big ass farm, and Indiana looks like one huge fucking parking lot.