CAPTAIN PLANET RANT
ok... it's time for my annual Captain Planet rant...
if you don't know what that show was... then don't bother reading...
captain planet... what the hell is he captain of? i heard his theme song rap deal the other day, one of the lines was "he's the mega mac-daddy of ecology".... what in the hell is a mega mac-daddy??? and this guy when he gets hit by toxic waste he has to go to the center of the earth to recharge... what a goddamn waste... i mean seriously... these kids use their rings to summon this guy... and he ditches them while he hides his pansy ass in the center of the earth? what a jackass... and the rings were way better than he was in the first place... i mean like.. the fire ring was a flame thrower, the water ring was a freaking fire hose but way better, the earth ring could create earth quakes, and massive pot holes... the wind ring could create tornados and crap, the only ring that was not in any way whatsoever useful was the ring of heart... i mean seriously... what the hell... this ring made random animals care about the environment... that's the crappiest power i've ever heard of, and that little indian boy really got shafted when he got that ring... haha i could just imagine him and his friends after getting their rings, all of them trying out these cool new powers, and his totally sucks ass... hahaha he prolly ran home and cried in his room for a few... haha poor guy... anyway, those rings were way better than the captain's lame ass... he couldn't even beat a human sized pig with a yellow mohawk.... one of the villains' names was Duke Nukem.... i thought that was a violent game for N64 or something... what a rip... but in honesty... the evil villains were terrible... i mean like... if your "evil genius master plan" is to pollute a river near a small town to eventually ruin the eco system over like 50 years, or to cut down trees to make animals leave and run around in a city for a few weeks.... you really deserve a good ass-kicking by a sissy blue guy with a green mullet wearing a red speedo...
if you don't know what that show was... then don't bother reading...
captain planet... what the hell is he captain of? i heard his theme song rap deal the other day, one of the lines was "he's the mega mac-daddy of ecology".... what in the hell is a mega mac-daddy??? and this guy when he gets hit by toxic waste he has to go to the center of the earth to recharge... what a goddamn waste... i mean seriously... these kids use their rings to summon this guy... and he ditches them while he hides his pansy ass in the center of the earth? what a jackass... and the rings were way better than he was in the first place... i mean like.. the fire ring was a flame thrower, the water ring was a freaking fire hose but way better, the earth ring could create earth quakes, and massive pot holes... the wind ring could create tornados and crap, the only ring that was not in any way whatsoever useful was the ring of heart... i mean seriously... what the hell... this ring made random animals care about the environment... that's the crappiest power i've ever heard of, and that little indian boy really got shafted when he got that ring... haha i could just imagine him and his friends after getting their rings, all of them trying out these cool new powers, and his totally sucks ass... hahaha he prolly ran home and cried in his room for a few... haha poor guy... anyway, those rings were way better than the captain's lame ass... he couldn't even beat a human sized pig with a yellow mohawk.... one of the villains' names was Duke Nukem.... i thought that was a violent game for N64 or something... what a rip... but in honesty... the evil villains were terrible... i mean like... if your "evil genius master plan" is to pollute a river near a small town to eventually ruin the eco system over like 50 years, or to cut down trees to make animals leave and run around in a city for a few weeks.... you really deserve a good ass-kicking by a sissy blue guy with a green mullet wearing a red speedo...