Releasing a wild goose into the office would liven up a day like this. A really big, excited one, which honks and squawks and flaps its wings a lot, causing stacks of paper to fall over and which bites anybody who tries to catch it.
I can just imagine the evacuation message for that one being read out over the tannoy, warning any visitors to the building to stay clear of the third floor due to wildfowl on the loose.
It's not going to happen, though.
If the site weren't blocked from my work PC, I would instead be re-watching the new episode of Salad Fingers (located
here, I think, although I have no way to test the link).