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Some friends and I start out on a road trip and after driving for about 5 hours it gets dark and the road starts gettin windy. the car stalls and we have to walk to the nearest house which is up a very large hill. We go knock on the door, and talk to a rather old woman with a strange looking cat. Well we go to sleep and im awoken by the cat clawing at joey just about killing him. well needless to say joey dies a slow painfull bloody death at the hands of the cat. i come to out of my sleep coma, i realize what happened and throw the cat in my pillow case and start slamming it against the wall. well now the score is tied...cat one...jerry one.so the catr is dead and the old lady starts to look for it, she calls its name, but...we know...we know its not gonna answer. So apparently she catches on and starts to chase us around the house. I run up the stairs and the whole top level of the house is a HUGE arcade. Im taken in by all the games, but to no use...a lady is chasing me tryin to kill me. I hate it when i find huge arcades but cant even enjoy them cuz old women want me dead. I make a compromise and just play a few claw games. All of the sudden the cat is back...but its not really a cat anymore, its kinda a bloody disfigured furby lookin thing. I would have laughed at it if it wasnt about to have its way with me. I run out the door and i see the old woman killing the cat. She turns to me and says..Dont you see... I had to do this, How else would i get you attention. So we walk up the street to a movie theater where i see a woman, and she tells me that that is her at a younger age and that she is in love with me. She tells me to go up to her and kiss her, and then the old lady disappears. So i walk up to the woman, and it is Kate Hudson...so duh...i kiss her.