001. [VOICE]

[voiceofriga]

H-he found out our plans, d-didn't he? H-how did h-he- ... oh no. N-no. I-if I'm h-here, w-what happened to m-my people? Where d-did he send m-me? I wondered w-what h-happened… i-if he did send m-me somewhere.

[There’s a pause as he seems to realize the snow. A lot of snow.]I-it’s snowing outside!? T-this must be Siberia-…IT R-REALLY IS SIBERIA!

Comments

[no_mountains]

Yeah, really reminds one of Siberia.

[voiceofriga]

I-it does?

[no_mountains]

Yeah, or Finland's or Norway's place in winter. Even more, I guess, since the ocean isn't frozen. Sweden told me that it was always freezing over in Russia's place, that was why he's been having all those fights with him.

Siberia would be good, though, because we could go home then.

[voiceofriga]

N-no Siberia would b-be bad!

[no_mountains]

If he puts you there, you can just conquer all the gas and oil plantations and then you have him! No gas problems for anyone anymore!

[voiceofriga]

That w-would only make him angry!

[no_mountains]

But then he needs you and your gas so even if he's angry, he has to listen to you! And he'll run out of shirts.

[voiceofriga]

H-he'd just take it back b-by force...

[no_mountains]

Don't worry, you're in the EU and he's not and those that remember you like you, but he tends to piss people off.

[voiceofriga]

...I-I'm in t-the EU?

[no_mountains]

Came with Estonia, I think.

[Pfff only paid attention to the Estonia siblings, and even that was just a passing thing. But they used to live at his house.

...Why is all of this so complicated he just wanted to make a comment about sister Latvia.]

You're short. Are you a girl?

[voiceofriga]

S-sir you must be m-mistaken I'm n-not in the EU.

...n-no I'm not a g-girl.

[no_mountains]

Hei honestly! What did you guys do to your girls?! I've only met one single nation so far that's female, did you all drown them or something?

You sound like a girl.

...Course Latvia's in the EU. Sister Latvia outdrank Germany just recently, so I know that you are.

[voiceofriga]

W-we didn't drown them!

I'm pretty sure I'm n-not a girl.

I'm not i-in the EU.

[no_mountains]

But having so few girls isn't normal! Are you all gay or what?

[voiceofriga]

N-No!