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YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Tim
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? suzanna
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? nope
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? jack
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? tem
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? nope
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? moderately easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? andrew
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? what?
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? all the time?
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? ilkillem
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? idk
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? and even when others peer.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? good charlotte/simple plan
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? every time i die
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? coheed and cambria
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? thursday - how long is the night
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? coldplay - green eyes
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? saves the day - im sorry im leaving
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to know of? igby goes down
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? untrue on occasion
(28) Who's your favorite Laguna Beach character? kristin *sp?* saw the show like twice
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? independent films made well- like 28dayslater and igby goes down
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? porn.. whats the big deal.. .uhhh
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? i like em all. i think.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? that i cant make up my mind when i dont have enough information to therefore answer the question accurately
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? i would want to forget and move on
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? never, im a cannibal, i mean carnivore
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? pc nigga
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? oh um, i prefer my likings to anything
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? nahh, but very useful
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? nahh, i give what you get
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? neva
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? nahh
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? the feel of skin
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? the whole monthly thing and being psycho
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? why i always have to guess
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? nahh
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? brad pitt
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? ashton kutcher, ha
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? what?...usually i can link to what theyre f r om
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? pitt
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? nahh, ill pass
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? yes quietly
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? sure do
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yes
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? yes
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? definantly
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? somewhat yes
(60) What do you think of pi? pooty tang
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? car
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? alongtimeago
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? last question whaa?
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? um...not very.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? ohkay
(84) What is your earliest memory? big wheel
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? april04
(86) What is your strangest memory? ohh gahhd i have more than one
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? twista- kill us all
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? a walk to remember and american history X
(89) What book makes/made you cry? i dont know how to read
(90) What song makes/made you cry? i cant remember
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? weed with drew
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? nope
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? nope
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? only if you do
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? when theres a heart to heart talk
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? this probably didnt help you out any
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Tim
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? suzanna
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? nope
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? jack
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? tem
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? nope
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? moderately easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? andrew
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? what?
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? all the time?
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? ilkillem
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? idk
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? and even when others peer.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? good charlotte/simple plan
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? every time i die
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? coheed and cambria
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? thursday - how long is the night
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? coldplay - green eyes
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? saves the day - im sorry im leaving
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to know of? igby goes down
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? untrue on occasion
(28) Who's your favorite Laguna Beach character? kristin *sp?* saw the show like twice
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? independent films made well- like 28dayslater and igby goes down
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? porn.. whats the big deal.. .uhhh
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? i like em all. i think.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? that i cant make up my mind when i dont have enough information to therefore answer the question accurately
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? i would want to forget and move on
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? never, im a cannibal, i mean carnivore
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? pc nigga
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? oh um, i prefer my likings to anything
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? nahh, but very useful
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? nahh, i give what you get
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? neva
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? nahh
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? the feel of skin
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? the whole monthly thing and being psycho
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? why i always have to guess
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? nahh
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? brad pitt
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? ashton kutcher, ha
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? what?...usually i can link to what theyre f r om
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? pitt
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? nahh, ill pass
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? yes quietly
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? sure do
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yes
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? yes
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? definantly
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? somewhat yes
(60) What do you think of pi? pooty tang
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? car
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? alongtimeago
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? last question whaa?
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? um...not very.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? ohkay
(84) What is your earliest memory? big wheel
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? april04
(86) What is your strangest memory? ohh gahhd i have more than one
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? twista- kill us all
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? a walk to remember and american history X
(89) What book makes/made you cry? i dont know how to read
(90) What song makes/made you cry? i cant remember
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? weed with drew
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? nope
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? nope
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? only if you do
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? when theres a heart to heart talk
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? this probably didnt help you out any