i hate you opera, but you're always so cool though chrome.
→i hate you opera, but you're always so cool though chrome.
ot5, changmin/yoochun, yunho/chrome w/ jealous!jaejoong; nc-17.
in which yunho claims his chrome is the best, jaejoong wishes his firefox would stop lagging, junsu hopes his internet explorer would open up tabs, changmin downloads all the updates to his safari, and yoochun gets mad at his opera every time he tries to visit his fansite.
when yunho wakes up, he brushes his teeth immediately and goes onto his desktop computer. he opens up his favorite internet browser, chrome. he believes it's the best internet browser on the face of the earth, and there's nothing else he would rather use. chrome is fast and totally easy to understand and use. his bookmarks are all totally organized and chrome never lags on him, but that's not the same thing for jaejoong though.
jaejoong's always having problems with his firefox. it's always lagging on him and whenever he opens up too many tabs, it just disconnects on him, and loses all his tabs from that browser. it annoys him to no extent; he would probably change over to chrome or safari, only if he didn't have a million bookmarks, which ultimately makes him too lazy to move it all over to a new browser, so he's stuck.
in junsu's case, he's too stubborn to download the new update of internet explorer, so he's stuck with the old one which doesn't allow him to open up tabs. when he clicks on a link, it opens up in a new window. he tries to deal with it, but it's so annoying. he wants to download the new update, but he's just too stubborn for it, he doesn't want to give into the high-tech world of today.
for changmin, he's such a little genius, always downloading all the new updates his safari has to offer, but he doesn't have any complaints. he doesn't think his safari is the best internet browser out there, but he likes using it, and that's good enough for him. his safari is fast enough and it usually never lags on him, only when he tries to do too many things at one time, like watching a video of himself, photo-shopping pictures of himself and yoochun together, and trying to type a fan-fiction of himself and yoochun.
everyone thinks that yoochun has it the worst though, it's actually a bit depressing in his case. he checks his multiple fansites around thirty times a day, and in doing that, he thinks his browser hates him for it. in yoochun's case, the only reason he decided to download opera was because he thought it sounded like the perfect browser for him, but that was a bad idea.
when jaejoong calls them all to the kitchen to have an intervention for yunho (which everyone is in on except of course, yunho himself) because he's been too obsessed with his chrome lately, that it's making everyone unhappy because jaejoong is so jealous that he refuses to make dinner. but yunho is so oblivious to it all, he just orders out all the time or pays changmin a sufficient amount of money to buy him food.
the other four members assemble in the kitchen, with yunho bringing his laptop. he can't see jaejoong's pissed face, but the other three can, and they try to back away as quickly as possible, but jaejoong catches him and smiles menacingly.
'and where do you three think you're going?'
they've probably never been so scared in their life and they sit down, just as jaejoong turns his head to yunho, his smile gone, and only a frown left behind.
'yunho.'
'hm, yeah? what is it, jaejoong?'
'put down the laptop.'
yunho looks up from his laptop and closes it and turns his attention over to jaejoong. changmin grins as he can see how scared yoochun looks. he rubs his hand over yoochun's thigh and yoochun blushes furiously, before standing up and running away. changmin turns his head and he swears he can see yoochun tearing up. he runs after him, he'll face the music later with jaejoong for running away.
in reality, jaejoong didn't even notice yoochun and changmin run away. junsu thinks it's a good time for him to run away, so he stands up slowly and ashes over to his room without the latter knowing. yunho can see a terrible frown on jaejoong's face, and his heart starts to hurt.
'jaejoong, what is it? on your period?'
'what?! no! are you stupid? gosh yunho, i try to have a real conversation with you, and you just dismiss it for something irrelevant.'
jaejoong situates down at the seat adjacent to yunho, and he begins to talk.
'you know, every since you downloaded that stupid chrome, you've totally been ignoring me.'
yunho is stumped for a minute or three, but then he gets it. he smiles and stands up, standing next to jaejoong.
'i get it jaejoong, you've been lonely without me, huh? well, i'll be sure to cure you of your yunho deficiency.'
'what? no, that's not what i mea-'
yunho pushes jaejoong to the floor and his knee is in between jaejoong's thighs. he pushes his knee up higher, and jaejoong lets out a sultry moan. just as he figures out that he let out a moan, he covers his mouth, in a desperate hope to save himself from anymore embarrassment.
yunho gently pulls away jaejoong's hand and kisses him, his tongue in a tango with jaejoong's. jaejoong can feel himself letting go of his inhibitions as yunho unzips and pulls down jaejoong's jeans. he butterfly kisses his way down from jaejoong's neck to the inside of his left thigh.
'ah! no, yunho..'
yunho licks jaejoong at first, then his takes it all in and jaejoong can't help but let out his sultry moans and and gasps. after a few seconds, jaejoong can feel something about to drive him crazy, and he comes in yunho's mouth. jaejoong looks up and yunho swallowed it all.
'yunho...it's..dirty..'
yunho smiles as he unzips his pants and turns jaejoong over. he whispers into jaejoong's ear.
'nothing on you could ever be dirty.'
yunho first fingers jaejoong, starting with one, then working his way up to a third finger. jaejoong can feel his hole expanding and he wants it so badly. he turns around and wraps his arms around yunho.
'yunho..i want it so badly..'
yunho kisses jaejoong on the cheek and obliges to jaejoong's wish. he penetrates jaejoong and thrusts until he's about to come. jaejoong's about to burst, he wanted to come with yunho.
'yunho, let's come together..'
they both reach climax at the same time, and jaejoong falls into yunho's arms. he smiles as they kiss and jaejoong knows he's not losing out to chrome anymore. yunho looks at his laptop and he wonders if his chrome got a new update yet.
back in yoochun's room, he's laying on the bed with his tear-brimmed eyes as changmin opens the door and stands above yoochun.
'yoochun, what was that? why did you run?'
yoochun turns over on his bed and wraps himself in his comforter. changmin smirks as he pulls the comforter away from yoochun and holds yoochun's hands down.
'don't take the libido of a younger lover lightly.'
changmin pulls away yoochun's sweats and he he sticks his finger into yoochun's hole.
'ah! no! changmin, not...there!'
changmin roughly inserts a second and third finger, and yoochun's just about to come with changmin pulls away and kisses yoochun on the lips. their tongues are touching and yoochun's lost his strength to push changmin away.
changmin pulls yoochun up and hugs him, and yoochun can;t take it anymore. he bursts into tears.
'yoochun?! what's wrong? did i hurt you?'
'no..well, yeah..you hurt me emotionally. i've always been telling you how much i love you, but you never say it back!' i hate you changmin! hate you!'
yoochun's softly punching changmin as changmin smiles and grabs yoochun's hands.
'the only reason i've never said it because it's too embarrassing..'
'please say it! i'll believe you when you say it!'
changmin takes a deep breath as he looks yoochun in the eyes.
'i love you, yoochun.'
yoochun breaks out into tears as changmin embraces him and they fall asleep on yoochun's bed. changmin's not really asleep though, he's just waiting for the perfect moment to make love to yoochun.
back in junsu's room, he turns his computer back on, and he ponders whether or not to download the new internet explorer. he flips a coin and if it's heads, he'll download it. after flipping it four times, he finally comes up with heads and junsu decides to download. so after a few minutes, the download is done for internet explorer eight, and junsu tries to open a new tab, and it works. he rejoices and jumps on his bed.
'yes!'
yunho and jaejoong hear junsu's rejoice cry, but mistake it for something else.
'damn, is junsu doing that...again...? we really need to get him a boyfriend.'
changmin and yoochun can hear it from their room, but yoochun's still asleep. changmin laughs as he holds yoochun tighter in his arms.
'oh, poor junsu, he really needs to find a boyfriend.'
ot5, changmin/yoochun, yunho/chrome w/ jealous!jaejoong; nc-17.
in which yunho claims his chrome is the best, jaejoong wishes his firefox would stop lagging, junsu hopes his internet explorer would open up tabs, changmin downloads all the updates to his safari, and yoochun gets mad at his opera every time he tries to visit his fansite.
when yunho wakes up, he brushes his teeth immediately and goes onto his desktop computer. he opens up his favorite internet browser, chrome. he believes it's the best internet browser on the face of the earth, and there's nothing else he would rather use. chrome is fast and totally easy to understand and use. his bookmarks are all totally organized and chrome never lags on him, but that's not the same thing for jaejoong though.
jaejoong's always having problems with his firefox. it's always lagging on him and whenever he opens up too many tabs, it just disconnects on him, and loses all his tabs from that browser. it annoys him to no extent; he would probably change over to chrome or safari, only if he didn't have a million bookmarks, which ultimately makes him too lazy to move it all over to a new browser, so he's stuck.
in junsu's case, he's too stubborn to download the new update of internet explorer, so he's stuck with the old one which doesn't allow him to open up tabs. when he clicks on a link, it opens up in a new window. he tries to deal with it, but it's so annoying. he wants to download the new update, but he's just too stubborn for it, he doesn't want to give into the high-tech world of today.
for changmin, he's such a little genius, always downloading all the new updates his safari has to offer, but he doesn't have any complaints. he doesn't think his safari is the best internet browser out there, but he likes using it, and that's good enough for him. his safari is fast enough and it usually never lags on him, only when he tries to do too many things at one time, like watching a video of himself, photo-shopping pictures of himself and yoochun together, and trying to type a fan-fiction of himself and yoochun.
everyone thinks that yoochun has it the worst though, it's actually a bit depressing in his case. he checks his multiple fansites around thirty times a day, and in doing that, he thinks his browser hates him for it. in yoochun's case, the only reason he decided to download opera was because he thought it sounded like the perfect browser for him, but that was a bad idea.
when jaejoong calls them all to the kitchen to have an intervention for yunho (which everyone is in on except of course, yunho himself) because he's been too obsessed with his chrome lately, that it's making everyone unhappy because jaejoong is so jealous that he refuses to make dinner. but yunho is so oblivious to it all, he just orders out all the time or pays changmin a sufficient amount of money to buy him food.
the other four members assemble in the kitchen, with yunho bringing his laptop. he can't see jaejoong's pissed face, but the other three can, and they try to back away as quickly as possible, but jaejoong catches him and smiles menacingly.
'and where do you three think you're going?'
they've probably never been so scared in their life and they sit down, just as jaejoong turns his head to yunho, his smile gone, and only a frown left behind.
'yunho.'
'hm, yeah? what is it, jaejoong?'
'put down the laptop.'
yunho looks up from his laptop and closes it and turns his attention over to jaejoong. changmin grins as he can see how scared yoochun looks. he rubs his hand over yoochun's thigh and yoochun blushes furiously, before standing up and running away. changmin turns his head and he swears he can see yoochun tearing up. he runs after him, he'll face the music later with jaejoong for running away.
in reality, jaejoong didn't even notice yoochun and changmin run away. junsu thinks it's a good time for him to run away, so he stands up slowly and ashes over to his room without the latter knowing. yunho can see a terrible frown on jaejoong's face, and his heart starts to hurt.
'jaejoong, what is it? on your period?'
'what?! no! are you stupid? gosh yunho, i try to have a real conversation with you, and you just dismiss it for something irrelevant.'
jaejoong situates down at the seat adjacent to yunho, and he begins to talk.
'you know, every since you downloaded that stupid chrome, you've totally been ignoring me.'
yunho is stumped for a minute or three, but then he gets it. he smiles and stands up, standing next to jaejoong.
'i get it jaejoong, you've been lonely without me, huh? well, i'll be sure to cure you of your yunho deficiency.'
'what? no, that's not what i mea-'
yunho pushes jaejoong to the floor and his knee is in between jaejoong's thighs. he pushes his knee up higher, and jaejoong lets out a sultry moan. just as he figures out that he let out a moan, he covers his mouth, in a desperate hope to save himself from anymore embarrassment.
yunho gently pulls away jaejoong's hand and kisses him, his tongue in a tango with jaejoong's. jaejoong can feel himself letting go of his inhibitions as yunho unzips and pulls down jaejoong's jeans. he butterfly kisses his way down from jaejoong's neck to the inside of his left thigh.
'ah! no, yunho..'
yunho licks jaejoong at first, then his takes it all in and jaejoong can't help but let out his sultry moans and and gasps. after a few seconds, jaejoong can feel something about to drive him crazy, and he comes in yunho's mouth. jaejoong looks up and yunho swallowed it all.
'yunho...it's..dirty..'
yunho smiles as he unzips his pants and turns jaejoong over. he whispers into jaejoong's ear.
'nothing on you could ever be dirty.'
yunho first fingers jaejoong, starting with one, then working his way up to a third finger. jaejoong can feel his hole expanding and he wants it so badly. he turns around and wraps his arms around yunho.
'yunho..i want it so badly..'
yunho kisses jaejoong on the cheek and obliges to jaejoong's wish. he penetrates jaejoong and thrusts until he's about to come. jaejoong's about to burst, he wanted to come with yunho.
'yunho, let's come together..'
they both reach climax at the same time, and jaejoong falls into yunho's arms. he smiles as they kiss and jaejoong knows he's not losing out to chrome anymore. yunho looks at his laptop and he wonders if his chrome got a new update yet.
back in yoochun's room, he's laying on the bed with his tear-brimmed eyes as changmin opens the door and stands above yoochun.
'yoochun, what was that? why did you run?'
yoochun turns over on his bed and wraps himself in his comforter. changmin smirks as he pulls the comforter away from yoochun and holds yoochun's hands down.
'don't take the libido of a younger lover lightly.'
changmin pulls away yoochun's sweats and he he sticks his finger into yoochun's hole.
'ah! no! changmin, not...there!'
changmin roughly inserts a second and third finger, and yoochun's just about to come with changmin pulls away and kisses yoochun on the lips. their tongues are touching and yoochun's lost his strength to push changmin away.
changmin pulls yoochun up and hugs him, and yoochun can;t take it anymore. he bursts into tears.
'yoochun?! what's wrong? did i hurt you?'
'no..well, yeah..you hurt me emotionally. i've always been telling you how much i love you, but you never say it back!' i hate you changmin! hate you!'
yoochun's softly punching changmin as changmin smiles and grabs yoochun's hands.
'the only reason i've never said it because it's too embarrassing..'
'please say it! i'll believe you when you say it!'
changmin takes a deep breath as he looks yoochun in the eyes.
'i love you, yoochun.'
yoochun breaks out into tears as changmin embraces him and they fall asleep on yoochun's bed. changmin's not really asleep though, he's just waiting for the perfect moment to make love to yoochun.
back in junsu's room, he turns his computer back on, and he ponders whether or not to download the new internet explorer. he flips a coin and if it's heads, he'll download it. after flipping it four times, he finally comes up with heads and junsu decides to download. so after a few minutes, the download is done for internet explorer eight, and junsu tries to open a new tab, and it works. he rejoices and jumps on his bed.
'yes!'
yunho and jaejoong hear junsu's rejoice cry, but mistake it for something else.
'damn, is junsu doing that...again...? we really need to get him a boyfriend.'
changmin and yoochun can hear it from their room, but yoochun's still asleep. changmin laughs as he holds yoochun tighter in his arms.
'oh, poor junsu, he really needs to find a boyfriend.'