The Shit Dollar
So I was sitting in my barracks room one day when I was still in the Army and had an idea. I took a shit and grabbed a plastic fork and scooped the shit out and smeared it on a one dollar bill. It was so rank I almost threw up. I had gloves on by the way. I carried the dollar carefully downstairs along with my camera. I placed the dollar on the sidewalk so the dollar looked clean....you know the shit was on the bottom and clean side face up. I put it down and sat about 30 feet on some picnic bench and waited patiently. Some guy was walking by so I started recording. He was walking all happily and noticed the dollar. He looked around and all non chalantly picked it up and put it in his pocket. Well the dollar bill was already in his pocket and had already pulled his hand out when he noticed shit stains all up on him. I couldnt stop laughing and couldnt hold the camera steady it was so funny. He was yellin out, "shit....fuck!!!...damn." Instead of throwing it on the ground right away he pulled it out gingerly and walked it over to the trash can. Well after he left I got it out and repeated it like 2 times and everytime people got pissed and I got a laugh....