Just some Funny Shit........Well Funny To Me.
My aunt divorced a while ago and remarried this guy named Jeff. Everyone though he was a nice guy at first until he became wierd. He would do some wierd shit sometimes. He used to work and help support my aunt and there kids but he decided to quit. He said spirits came into his dreams and told him to stay home. My father and Step mother would always clown his ass and just be astonished at some of the things he would do. He then decided that he would change the way he dresses. He started dressing in Indian type gear with feathers and shit. When ever relatives would come by and we had a reunion type thingy my aunt would always be emmbarrassed. I would be too. But the funniest thing ever that Ive heard is.....wait I got to stop lauging......ok....we had this easter family get together and everything was fine. Jeff was doing his oddball thing and everyone else was eating. The guy jeff comes up with like some navaho shit gear on and has an extra plate of food. He walks away and goes out side. We all watch where hes going and jeff stops at a tree. He sets the food down and blesses the tree from what it looked like. Jeff walked back in and we asked what he did. He said he was giving food to the indian spirits. I could tell my dad was laughing his ass off in his head. Jeff explained that he leaves food out there and the spirits eat it. Later when he left my dad was like what the fuck is wrong with that guy. Of course the foods gone.....the fucking squirrels ate the food!!!!!!!!!!!!!It probably doesnt sound funny to people who read this but if you could have seen my dad say it your would have laughed your ass off. You know how some people can tell a joke and its funny as shit becuase of how they explain it. well thats him. anyway yeah what ever this guy jeff is crazy as shit. I found out he hit my aunt and my dad went over there with a bat and straighted poor ol crazy jeff out. You know a good old fashioned beating....the kind where you hit him more then he hits you....hehe