yeah today is Halloween
Well today is Halloween. A day to go out and get your sacks filled with candy. Well since im stuck here in uzbekistan i guess i wont be able to get any candy today. Yeah Yeah i know im 22 years old but damn it i still love candy too. Last Halloween I really didnt trick or treat, well i treated alot with my friend Morgan. You might know my friend Capt Morgan. He's always there for me when times are rough and when im lonely. Ill be chillin and he will yell out, "arrrgghh maity, come help me swab the decks in the seven seas." Ill look at him and laugh but he knows i will need him and i shouldnt delay the inevitable. So ill go to where the voices tell me too and pick up that nice sugar brown, spiced rum bottle. You know the bottle where my friend and his feathered friend sit on the ship with all the gold, looking all happy and having a good time. Damn Capt., always corrupting my fucking head.
So I take Mr. Morgan and we go out to party at some Halloween bash. If it werent for the Capt. to keep me entertained then the party would have sucked. I dont know maybe parties are getting more and more pathetic. People just sitting there talking, not really doing anything. People keeping to themselves or locked in the little social clubs they represent. I dont know,,,,I just was bored and ready to go see what else this small town of Fayetteville had to offer, so i left.
I'm one of those people who will do things on the spur of the moment. For example: As of right now I dont have a car. I live about 8 miles from the mall. One day i wanted to go to the mall. How do i get there? I decide to take my skateboard to the highway and skate there. Pretty fucking crazy. People honking their horns and people telling me to fuck off and you know what it was fun. I decided to do it once a week. Hey its good excersize and i fuck with people.
So anyway I leave the party on foot. I dont think there was anyway i could drive so i just started walking. As i was walking i saw kids in different costumes ranging from witches to bumbs. They were quite ammusing. My beligerant ass was just laughing remembering how when i was a kid. How excited i was to go door to door getting all those goods. How i used to carve pumpkins with evil faces and eat the seeds. Oh god how i wish i could go back in time and be a kid again, where times were simpler.
It was about 11 at night and i was about 6 miles away from my room. I just kept walking/staggering towards the north star.....the direction to my room. I would walk past parties and wonder if theirs was any better then the last one i was at. Probably not.
My Best buddy was running out. He need to be replaced quick, so i ran and ran until i saw the harsh lights from a nearby gas station. I went in and turn directly towars the freezer and walked up to it. I stared in awe at all the pretty colors from each of the neatly detailed 40 ounces. The one that caught my eye this time was King Cobra.....the cheepest one there....only $1.05. I was happy and bought it. I walked out of the store and resumed my mission....although i really didnt have a mission....but what ever.
I was walking again and like 20 mins later i saw a bumb looking through the garbage. I went up to him and introduced my self. He told me who he was and i asked him if he minded my company. He didnt mind at all,,,,,just as long as i shared my king with him. I told him sure and told him to wait and i went to the store and bought some more at another gas station. we drank and drank and drank. We talked about things and how he ended up where he was at. I think a lot of his talk was bull shit but it amused me none the less. I shared with him my problems and he seemed amused.
well after that got old i told him i had to go. He didnt want me to go but i still had to get to my room. We said our farewells and i gave him some money to get something to eat. Shit i was hungry myself. I had about 30 mins to spare and i saw my all time favorite place to eat.......Taco Bell. fuck yeah i thought. I ran up to the door and pulled hard. It wouldnt fuckin open so i pulled again. Some person on the other side of the glass looked at me and told me the lobby was closed and that i needed to go through the drive through. I was thinking fuck. Well my ass goes behind a car and pretends to be in an invisible car. I pretend to put my car in gear one and drive/walk up to the window. When i got to the window i even pretended to turn down the music that i was creating. She looked at me with a snotty face and was like im sorry sir but you need a car to go through the drive thru. I pleaded with her but she wasnt having it.....so i told her to fuck off and i left. God i was so fucking pissed you couldnt even imagine. I was also so hungry.
I kept going and finially made it to my base. I got to the 24 hour shoppette and bought some microwavable hamburgers. They tasted good as shit. Even MRE's taste good as shit if your drunk and hungry. Well it looks like my day is almost over. After eating i go to my builing i live in. I walk up the stairs and unlock my door to my room. I walk in and look around....no one there. I took my clothes off and got ready for my shower before i went to bed. On the way to the shower i passed my fridge....well i still had some vodka in there so i took it out and drank some of it. I really dont know what happened after that i think i passed out on the floor half naked. Oh well i guess Halloween wasnt that bad after all that day.
So I take Mr. Morgan and we go out to party at some Halloween bash. If it werent for the Capt. to keep me entertained then the party would have sucked. I dont know maybe parties are getting more and more pathetic. People just sitting there talking, not really doing anything. People keeping to themselves or locked in the little social clubs they represent. I dont know,,,,I just was bored and ready to go see what else this small town of Fayetteville had to offer, so i left.
I'm one of those people who will do things on the spur of the moment. For example: As of right now I dont have a car. I live about 8 miles from the mall. One day i wanted to go to the mall. How do i get there? I decide to take my skateboard to the highway and skate there. Pretty fucking crazy. People honking their horns and people telling me to fuck off and you know what it was fun. I decided to do it once a week. Hey its good excersize and i fuck with people.
So anyway I leave the party on foot. I dont think there was anyway i could drive so i just started walking. As i was walking i saw kids in different costumes ranging from witches to bumbs. They were quite ammusing. My beligerant ass was just laughing remembering how when i was a kid. How excited i was to go door to door getting all those goods. How i used to carve pumpkins with evil faces and eat the seeds. Oh god how i wish i could go back in time and be a kid again, where times were simpler.
It was about 11 at night and i was about 6 miles away from my room. I just kept walking/staggering towards the north star.....the direction to my room. I would walk past parties and wonder if theirs was any better then the last one i was at. Probably not.
My Best buddy was running out. He need to be replaced quick, so i ran and ran until i saw the harsh lights from a nearby gas station. I went in and turn directly towars the freezer and walked up to it. I stared in awe at all the pretty colors from each of the neatly detailed 40 ounces. The one that caught my eye this time was King Cobra.....the cheepest one there....only $1.05. I was happy and bought it. I walked out of the store and resumed my mission....although i really didnt have a mission....but what ever.
I was walking again and like 20 mins later i saw a bumb looking through the garbage. I went up to him and introduced my self. He told me who he was and i asked him if he minded my company. He didnt mind at all,,,,,just as long as i shared my king with him. I told him sure and told him to wait and i went to the store and bought some more at another gas station. we drank and drank and drank. We talked about things and how he ended up where he was at. I think a lot of his talk was bull shit but it amused me none the less. I shared with him my problems and he seemed amused.
well after that got old i told him i had to go. He didnt want me to go but i still had to get to my room. We said our farewells and i gave him some money to get something to eat. Shit i was hungry myself. I had about 30 mins to spare and i saw my all time favorite place to eat.......Taco Bell. fuck yeah i thought. I ran up to the door and pulled hard. It wouldnt fuckin open so i pulled again. Some person on the other side of the glass looked at me and told me the lobby was closed and that i needed to go through the drive through. I was thinking fuck. Well my ass goes behind a car and pretends to be in an invisible car. I pretend to put my car in gear one and drive/walk up to the window. When i got to the window i even pretended to turn down the music that i was creating. She looked at me with a snotty face and was like im sorry sir but you need a car to go through the drive thru. I pleaded with her but she wasnt having it.....so i told her to fuck off and i left. God i was so fucking pissed you couldnt even imagine. I was also so hungry.
I kept going and finially made it to my base. I got to the 24 hour shoppette and bought some microwavable hamburgers. They tasted good as shit. Even MRE's taste good as shit if your drunk and hungry. Well it looks like my day is almost over. After eating i go to my builing i live in. I walk up the stairs and unlock my door to my room. I walk in and look around....no one there. I took my clothes off and got ready for my shower before i went to bed. On the way to the shower i passed my fridge....well i still had some vodka in there so i took it out and drank some of it. I really dont know what happened after that i think i passed out on the floor half naked. Oh well i guess Halloween wasnt that bad after all that day.