fic: mitten, gift lists and the perfect present
Title : Mitten, gift lists and the perfect present
Day : December 9th
Prompt : Mitten
Pairings / Characters : Bart, Victor, AC, AC/Dinah implied
Rating : G
Disclaimer: I do NOT own smallville or its characters. this is only a fanfic and is made for entertainment only.
AC, Victor and Bart were trying to manoeuvre themselves through the masses of people. They were out to get the last set of presents on their list. It was the last Sunday before Christmas and the malls were full of people doing what they were doing.
Victor got to a stop in the middle of the mall and took out his list from his bag and a pen from his jacket. “Mitten for watchtower?” he asked no one in particular.
“Mitten for chloelicious check.” Replied Bart eagerly.
AC shook his head and put his hand on Bart’s shoulder. “Try that without your comments, short stuff.”
Bart only rolled his eyes at AC and turned back to Victor who was already reading out the next on the list. “Electronic feet warmer for black canary?”
Bart tried to hide his laughter but failed miserable. “Yeah, one set of electronics to warm up the bird. Check!”
Victor looked up from his list, his cheeks flushed at the insinuation. He eyed Bart and then AC. AC looked very annoyed and spoke after Victor was still ogling the two. “Why exactly are we buying my girlfriend that again?”
Bart looked at AC like he just grew a second head. The he shook his head and said “Fish man, you did see what she wears when bashing the bad guys?” AC only lifted a brow. “Yes well, anyone would get cold in that outfit. Especially now in winter. … Really dude, try to be more sensitive about your feminine side.”
When Victor heard a grumble from AC, he cleared his throat and said. “Let’s just continue. A star trek alien ship for Boy-scout?”
Bart laughed this time without hiding his glee. After the justice league members found out about Clark Kent being the alien Kal-el from Krypton it had become an inside joke to buy Clark UFO’s and star wars or star trek gadgets whenever there was a present-bearing occasion.
“Klingon-spaceship check.”
Victor nodded his head. “Good, good. This leaves only one more present. And boys this will be tough! Because whatever we can think of, the guy has it probably already. So, any suggestions?”
Bart scratched his head and then put his hand on his chin trying to fake a thoughtful-pose. “Hm… how about we buy the boss-man a robin hood costume?” he asked with glee after having come up with the suggestion.
“Nahhh…” said AC, giving a dismissive gesture with his hand. “He has that already. All tights and green.” When Victor and Bart only looked at him doubtful he continued “What? It was truth or dare, and Lois wanted me to get the weirdest outfit Ollie had out into the open!” he tried to defend.
Victor only shook his head trying to get the visuals out of his mind of Ollie, their boss, in green tights. He really didn’t need that! “Ok, well… what else can we buy him that is green and that he might not have yet?” he asked no one in particular. When he looked up from his list to see what his team members would suggest next he noticed them standing next to a shop window that was decorated with toys.
He came closer to them and inspected the things in the display. His gaze stopped at something green and he had only time to think ‘that’s a joke, right’ before he heard the excited comments of his friends.
“It’s green!”
“It’s something he doesn’t have yet!”
Victor pointed out to them “It’s a Hello Kitty coffee cup.” He hoped they would see his point, only they didn’t.
Both AC and Bart replied with a happy face “It’s perfect!!!”
Victor looked from the cup, to his friends, then to the list again. Ollie’s name was the last… “Ok, check then. Bart buy the cup, AC go get wrapping paper and gift cards. Gentlemen I think we’re ready for Christmas!”
THE END.
Day : December 9th
Prompt : Mitten
Pairings / Characters : Bart, Victor, AC, AC/Dinah implied
Rating : G
Disclaimer: I do NOT own smallville or its characters. this is only a fanfic and is made for entertainment only.
AC, Victor and Bart were trying to manoeuvre themselves through the masses of people. They were out to get the last set of presents on their list. It was the last Sunday before Christmas and the malls were full of people doing what they were doing.
Victor got to a stop in the middle of the mall and took out his list from his bag and a pen from his jacket. “Mitten for watchtower?” he asked no one in particular.
“Mitten for chloelicious check.” Replied Bart eagerly.
AC shook his head and put his hand on Bart’s shoulder. “Try that without your comments, short stuff.”
Bart only rolled his eyes at AC and turned back to Victor who was already reading out the next on the list. “Electronic feet warmer for black canary?”
Bart tried to hide his laughter but failed miserable. “Yeah, one set of electronics to warm up the bird. Check!”
Victor looked up from his list, his cheeks flushed at the insinuation. He eyed Bart and then AC. AC looked very annoyed and spoke after Victor was still ogling the two. “Why exactly are we buying my girlfriend that again?”
Bart looked at AC like he just grew a second head. The he shook his head and said “Fish man, you did see what she wears when bashing the bad guys?” AC only lifted a brow. “Yes well, anyone would get cold in that outfit. Especially now in winter. … Really dude, try to be more sensitive about your feminine side.”
When Victor heard a grumble from AC, he cleared his throat and said. “Let’s just continue. A star trek alien ship for Boy-scout?”
Bart laughed this time without hiding his glee. After the justice league members found out about Clark Kent being the alien Kal-el from Krypton it had become an inside joke to buy Clark UFO’s and star wars or star trek gadgets whenever there was a present-bearing occasion.
“Klingon-spaceship check.”
Victor nodded his head. “Good, good. This leaves only one more present. And boys this will be tough! Because whatever we can think of, the guy has it probably already. So, any suggestions?”
Bart scratched his head and then put his hand on his chin trying to fake a thoughtful-pose. “Hm… how about we buy the boss-man a robin hood costume?” he asked with glee after having come up with the suggestion.
“Nahhh…” said AC, giving a dismissive gesture with his hand. “He has that already. All tights and green.” When Victor and Bart only looked at him doubtful he continued “What? It was truth or dare, and Lois wanted me to get the weirdest outfit Ollie had out into the open!” he tried to defend.
Victor only shook his head trying to get the visuals out of his mind of Ollie, their boss, in green tights. He really didn’t need that! “Ok, well… what else can we buy him that is green and that he might not have yet?” he asked no one in particular. When he looked up from his list to see what his team members would suggest next he noticed them standing next to a shop window that was decorated with toys.
He came closer to them and inspected the things in the display. His gaze stopped at something green and he had only time to think ‘that’s a joke, right’ before he heard the excited comments of his friends.
“It’s green!”
“It’s something he doesn’t have yet!”
Victor pointed out to them “It’s a Hello Kitty coffee cup.” He hoped they would see his point, only they didn’t.
Both AC and Bart replied with a happy face “It’s perfect!!!”
Victor looked from the cup, to his friends, then to the list again. Ollie’s name was the last… “Ok, check then. Bart buy the cup, AC go get wrapping paper and gift cards. Gentlemen I think we’re ready for Christmas!”
THE END.