06/22/2007
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISAPACO!!!
...and that's all I've got for now. I'm bored as heck, and I want to post something, but that whole inspiration thingy? Yeahhhhh, not feelin' it.
Maybe I'll continue the smut thang. What do you think, Rose?
-- I think that sounds like a fabulous plan.
** I thought so too. I'm glad we're on the same wavelength.
-- Yes, bizarre how that worked out, really. Usually, you and I argue about everything.
** Maybe we're just both feeling uninspired.
-- Hey now, don't go around making generalizations and jumping to conclusions. You know where that got us last time.
** No, I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. I never know what you're talking about. You're just so difficult to understand.
-- And I'll never understand how Kareem can stand to be around you if you're always so contrary.
** Whoa. Let's not get personal here.
-- Personal? Don't talk to me about "personal." Remember that time we were arguing over how to divide that cupcake? You told me that you deserved the strawberry because you are, and I quote, "the better one in terms of everything." Yeah, that's what I thought. "Personal," indeed. I scoff at your "personal."
** I'm at a loss for words to express what I think of your blatant lack of intelligence. There. I contradicted my "personal." And myself. Happy?
-- Oh, of course, I'm happy. How could I not be happy? I'm just happy that you're willing to talk to me since you're "the better one at everything."
** Good job comeing up with new material. Here, I'm gonna toss you some eProps.
-- Rawr. You can keep your eProps. We're on LJ. Don't need no stinkin' eProps.
** You know what? I'm sick and tired of your attitude. You need a timeout, missy. This is Rose number one, signing off.
** Hmph. Fine. First is the worst, second is the best, anyway. Everyone knows that.
*cough* I should know better than to ask myself questions.
...and that's all I've got for now. I'm bored as heck, and I want to post something, but that whole inspiration thingy? Yeahhhhh, not feelin' it.
Maybe I'll continue the smut thang. What do you think, Rose?
-- I think that sounds like a fabulous plan.
** I thought so too. I'm glad we're on the same wavelength.
-- Yes, bizarre how that worked out, really. Usually, you and I argue about everything.
** Maybe we're just both feeling uninspired.
-- Hey now, don't go around making generalizations and jumping to conclusions. You know where that got us last time.
** No, I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. I never know what you're talking about. You're just so difficult to understand.
-- And I'll never understand how Kareem can stand to be around you if you're always so contrary.
** Whoa. Let's not get personal here.
-- Personal? Don't talk to me about "personal." Remember that time we were arguing over how to divide that cupcake? You told me that you deserved the strawberry because you are, and I quote, "the better one in terms of everything." Yeah, that's what I thought. "Personal," indeed. I scoff at your "personal."
** I'm at a loss for words to express what I think of your blatant lack of intelligence. There. I contradicted my "personal." And myself. Happy?
-- Oh, of course, I'm happy. How could I not be happy? I'm just happy that you're willing to talk to me since you're "the better one at everything."
** Good job comeing up with new material. Here, I'm gonna toss you some eProps.
-- Rawr. You can keep your eProps. We're on LJ. Don't need no stinkin' eProps.
** You know what? I'm sick and tired of your attitude. You need a timeout, missy. This is Rose number one, signing off.
** Hmph. Fine. First is the worst, second is the best, anyway. Everyone knows that.
*cough* I should know better than to ask myself questions.