Due to the new marketing tactic of "Twilighting" covers of classic books,
Smart Bitches, Trashy Books is running a competition.
Here's my entry. It probably isn't as ridiculous as it needs to be - because given some of the more
stupid examples, I wouldn't be surprised to discover that they've already done it. Old-school abusive boyfriends and self-absorbed friendless heroines and all...
And for
girliejones since you are probably due for a reprint: