Thirteen Sickles
((OOC: Russia, Lithuania, and Skeith via second level. Mostly just voices, but occasional flickers to allow a glimpse to the first. And yes, feel free to assume a fuckton of ninjas. Just no threadsplits plox.))
[Humming goes here~] I don't see how it's a bad idea to give him vodka. It'd work, you know.
While it might dull the pain a little, i-it might also cause a few problems...
[Clearly not really listening.] Just stop arguing about it, will 'ya?
[You can almost hear the glaring. You can definitely hear the foot tapping.] I don't see you coming up with any good ideas.
I-it's best to just let him rest, really...
Listen to the little girl for once. Not wor-- [Short coughing fit right here before continuing.] Worth getting upset about it. Just relax.
[The humming's back~] I'll relax when you stop getting stabbed with sharp pointy things, hm? Sounds fair, right?~
...Wait, why am I a little girl? [Sounds very confused.]
Don't make it sound like it's my fault!
See, you're so out of it, you've got Lithuania all mixed up! [Looks to the audience, a little] Anyone out there have any vodka? Or bandages?
Vodka really won't help... [Siiiigh.]
[You can almost see the facepalm.] I'm not out of it! And stop asking about the vodka...
[Humming goes here~] I don't see how it's a bad idea to give him vodka. It'd work, you know.
While it might dull the pain a little, i-it might also cause a few problems...
[Clearly not really listening.] Just stop arguing about it, will 'ya?
[You can almost hear the glaring. You can definitely hear the foot tapping.] I don't see you coming up with any good ideas.
I-it's best to just let him rest, really...
Listen to the little girl for once. Not wor-- [Short coughing fit right here before continuing.] Worth getting upset about it. Just relax.
[The humming's back~] I'll relax when you stop getting stabbed with sharp pointy things, hm? Sounds fair, right?~
...Wait, why am I a little girl? [Sounds very confused.]
Don't make it sound like it's my fault!
See, you're so out of it, you've got Lithuania all mixed up! [Looks to the audience, a little] Anyone out there have any vodka? Or bandages?
Vodka really won't help... [Siiiigh.]
[You can almost see the facepalm.] I'm not out of it! And stop asking about the vodka...