Ten Sickles

[vodkadrinksyou]

[He's humming to himself again. He's gotten very good at it the last few weeks. He thinks he might make a habit of it. For now, though, he's just sitting at a desk he'd stolen some time previously, circling advertisements in the newspaper. For what? He won't say. He's just smiling to himself as he occasionally chews on his pen cap, then draws a

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[thefirstphase]

[Yawns and leans over shoulder lazily.] Newspapers, now?

[vodkadrinksyou]

[Waves]

It's very important to keep up with information. You never know what you can learn from a newspaper.

[Well, these at least. They call this news? Where's the propaganda and blatant lies?]

[thefirstphase]

It's just full of nonsense. Don't bother with it.

[vodkadrinksyou]

Most of it is, but I'm getting some very good ideas from this~

[thefirstphase]

Ideas...? [Oh god no.]

[vodkadrinksyou]

Yes! Lots of them. I'm supposed to be getting presents for people here. I seem to have stumbled upon some very, very good ones! Oh, they'll all love my gifts!

[thefirstphase]

[Knows this won't end well. Oh not at all not at all.]

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Need any help?

[vodkadrinksyou]

[Grins~]

Da, a little bit. It's very complicated. Things could go wrong at any time.

I'll need the number for the police department, as well as where the humans here keep their cars. It's very confusing. I've never even seen some of these models before today.

[thefirstphase]

Time paradoxes tend to do that.

[vodkadrinksyou]

I've never really been in a time paradox before, so I wouldn't know. Have you?

[thefirstphase]

You're from 1953. I'm from 2018. How's that for a paradox?

[vodkadrinksyou]

[Blinks, and then looks vaguely disappointed.]

I guess that means America and I haven't blown each other up yet, huh?

[thefirstphase]

He's all but blown himself up at this point.

[vodkadrinksyou]

Oh, good! I thought something like that might happen!

[thefirstphase]

Not like anyone misses him.

[vodkadrinksyou]

I'd miss him. Sometimes he's fun to play games with.