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My friends and I are happy. You would not understand. You would probably not fit in.
BUT I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO MARRY YOU!!11!!1one!!1!
If you feel the above statement reflects you as a person,
Tell me if you friend me or else I'll ignore you forever and never ever have your babies. Or friend you back.
I am the best and most important person ever. Be sure to remind me of this frequently.
Here are some things to expect:
*receiving no replies to any comments for a period of at least a month, because I'm often lame like that.
*random moaning about the weather.
*attempts on my behalf to pair your iPod with my iPod. His name is Mr iPod. He enjoys walks on the beach at sunset, My Little Pony, and romantic vacations to Italy.
*drunk babbling.
*very, very bad spelling coupled with grammar that would bring tears of pride to the eyes of Brewer.
*caps and font size abuse.
*mean and hurtful sarcasm that will destroy you and have you shrieking in the streets like the leper will all know you to be.
*I'm, like, totally eating an omelette at the moment.
All in all, RUN. RUN NOW.
HA HA HA HAAAAA
Love, Crazy Uncle Arthur.