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[omgmiku]

[ Where did FL-chan's shop go? ]

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[vocaloidiot]

Ah, er. Wait, let me just switch modes to introspective narrator.

[vocaloidiot]

[Testing! Testing!]

[omgmiku]

[ Ah! Someone I can talk to! ]

[vocaloidiot]

[Sort of talk, Kaito explained hurriedly; I'm not really supposed to do this unless there's an epic worldspanning quest or something going on, but who minds an exception or two?]

[omgmiku]

[ Good enough for me! So what's your name? ]

[vocaloidiot]

[

I'm not that forgettable in your canon, mumbled Kaito.]

[omgmiku]

[ But I haven't met you before. ]

[vocaloidiot]

[N-not even given an off-screen chance... it's Kaito, Kaito! Regularly abused and beaten up by Meiko!]

[omgmiku]

[ Meiko's acquaintance? You don't look like her type. ]

[vocaloidiot]

[... I can be very suave when I want to be, retorted Kaito with a lot more conviction than he felt, and besides, you and I both know her type would be more 'easily dragged around'.]

[omgmiku]

[ Add 'getting on my bad side' as well. ]

[vocaloidiot]

[... I like to consider myself the neutral Switzerland of any given situation.]

[omgmiku]

[ But it sounds like you get stepped on while you're standing in the neutral middle. ]

[vocaloidiot]

[.............]

[omgmiku]

[ I'm sorry, did I say something wrong? ]

[vocaloidiot]

[......... more like right on the mark...]