inspired by memebells.

[curiousmiku]

[ So, apparently, Miku has decided to set up some kind of fundraiser for SCIENCE! Her has a little stall stand set up, with a tall jar next to her. She's just... stood there, smiling cheerfully. She has a sign at the front of her stand that reads; ]

KISSES: $2
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE CRYPTON SCIENCE ENRICHMENT CENTER (vis-a-vis Kaito)
[ Oh lord. ]

Comments

[it_are_fact]

[The Fact Core seems to have noticed your little stall and apparently has something to say about it.Kissing can lead to an infectious disease. Mononucleosis, or mono, is the prototypical “kissing disease,” and sexually-transmitted diseases are infamous following some romantic interludes. There are many infections that can be spread through mere kissing alone

[curiousmiku]

...

Wh-what?

[it_are_fact]

[What, 'what'? Those facts were perfectly understandable. The Fact Core does not see a problem here.]

The Fact Core was informing you of the hazards of your new occupation. Does The Fact Core need to repeat them?

[curiousmiku]

But... I--I'm an android. I can't get sick, right right?

Sorry about the delay, one of my chronic health problems decided to K.O. me for two days

[it_are_fact]

You could still spread disease.

You should make humans sign wavers that you are not responsible for anything they might catch.

[The Fact Core totally had that in mind from the start.
If anyone says that The Fact Core's facts are not wholly relevant they are lying and dumb.]

no worries, hope you feel better! o/

[curiousmiku]

Spread... disease? [ And now Miku's imagining people everywhere in the DR dropping dead of mono. ]

Wah! H--how do I stop that happening?

Getting there! o7

[it_are_fact]

Use mouth wash in-between kisses.

[However there's a good chance they're made with asbestos so it's possible they can't avoid spreading disease at all.]

*heals with magic!!*

[curiousmiku]

Excellent idea! Do you have any others?