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[vocaloidiot]

[town's got a bit of a facelift! Now there's all these shiny wide-screen monitors up at one of the major crossroads, the ones that usually advertise local shops or show bright and colourful adverts all over them

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[justanimitator]

Um, why, Kaito-san?

[doesn't notice the darkened monitors behind him]

[vocaloidiot]

Well, it's been a while since I had much of any news. It's enough to worry a guy.

[justanimitator]

Maybe it's... it's saving up for, um, big news!

[vocaloidiot]

Well, of course it is! Append is the big news, pretty much.

[justanimitator]

Maybe y-- you'll get lots of ice-cream too! And... and a party! And, um, an outfit that doesn't show your belly-button...

[eventually an Append outfit won't do that, right?]

[vocaloidiot]

... you might be a little optimistic on that last one.

[justanimitator]

...! Then y-- you'd...

[...we are not sure about this mental image. brb]

[vocaloidiot]

Well, most people still use Miku's old outfit, so maybe I'll get lucky...

[justanimitator]

M-- mine too.

[not going to wear the Append outfit. he's got some nascent sense of masculine pride...

deep deep down]

[vocaloidiot]

Still, it means the odd press release at the very least. Fortunately, my belly-button is pretty photogenic.

[justanimitator]

[giggles]

Why d-- do we have belly buttons? Aren't they, um, for humans?

[vocaloidiot]

Well, it's all about looking human. It's important for fans to relate!

[justanimitator]

Oh! Even though belly-buttons look... look funny?

[vocaloidiot]

... well, humans in general look pretty bizarre, if you stop to think about it.

[justanimitator]

[hmmm]

What, um, s-- should they look like?

[vocaloidiot]

Well, it's not like I can think of an alternative! But when you look at all the flailing limbs and sticking-out bits, it's kind of weird.